Star Control To Major Tom
HIGH Learning more about each alien race.
LOW Landing on literally any planet that isn’t harmless.
WTF In this game, Farscape is more dangerous to live in than Andromeda.
Reviews
Transpose Review
I Miss Me Dreadfully!
High Watching my intellectual evolution in real time.
Low Mandatory snap-turning.
WTF Ripping out my own heart to satisfy my own impatience.
Fallout 76 Review
Almost Hell, West Virginia
HIGH Solid variety in the environments.
LOW Combat in the Creation Engine, without V.A.T.S., and with constant stuttering and lag.
WTF Charging $60 for what feels like alpha access.
Achtung! Cthulhu Tactics Review
Springtime For Shoggoths!
HIGH CyShog!
LOW Wow, I’m seeing a lot of that one stone circle.
WTF Does that character have a pet dragon?
Heavy Fire: Red Shadow Review
Debating The Enemy Might Be A Better Idea
HIGH Everything mostly works.
LOW This whole game could be the filler section of a bigger title.
WTF I am disappointed in Sgt. Will.
Rise & Shine Review
It Does Neither
HIGH Some lovely animation and music.
LOW An awkward tone and a terrible sense of humor.
WTF The idea of clearing the final level on Switch without the Pro Controller.
Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise Second Opinion
Gist Of The Yakuza
HIGH ATATATATATATATATATATATAAAAAA!!!!
LOW Post-Jagi, the pacing of the storyline goes straight to hell.
WTF Is that… an ‘Ode to Joy’ rap song?
Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales Review
I Cardly Know Her
HIGH Meve is one of the best protagonists in ages.
LOW Exploring the overworld is pretty dull.
WTF Trying to place these events in the timeline when I haven’t read the books.
Pig Eat Ball Review
Porky Pac
HIGH Off-the-wall humor and super quirky gameplay.
LOW It’s been way too long since the last Nathan Fouts game.
WTF No hesitation in eating those green puke balls, eh?
Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate Review
The Tourist Trap
HIGH The moment-to-moment exhilaration of fighting a gigantic monster can still feel amazing.
LOW Poor training options, hunts are structurally repetitive, area transitions disrupt fights.
WTF The localization’s fourth-wall-bending goofiness is frequently obnoxious, complete with a literal “git gud” at one point.
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