Reviews

Blue Fire Review

Gimme Fuel, Gimme (Blue) Fire

HIGH A soulslike platformer!

LOW If I miss that jump one more time, I swear…

WTF Can someone Google what a fetish for elevators is called? 


Dragonborne Review

Let Sleeping Dragons Lie

HIGH Lovely presentation reminiscent of a high-quality Game Boy game.  

LOW Combat is unintuitive, and at times unnecessary.

WTF: I can’t believe I used to think 8-bit music in headphones was pleasant.


Hitman 3 Review

A Familiar Target

HIGH Some Mission Stories have unexpected narrative payoffs.

LOW None of the new maps blew me away.

WTF Story leaps between missions can be jarring.


Shoot 1UP DX Review

Still Great Years Later

HIGH Obtaining 30 ships and then the ghost for twice the firepower!

LOW That ghost always runs out right before a boss battle.

WTF Well hello there, floating half-of-a-lady-robot boss…