Still Sharp
HIGH Tight action, deep systems. The blue gravestones.
LOW The controller mapping for demon powers makes no sense.
WTF Basic backstabbing is hidden in a locked skill tree.
Nioh 2 Review
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SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom – Rehydrated Review
Bringing It Around Town!
HIGH The writing and look of classic SpongeBob.
LOW Textures look a little rough.
WTF What’s up with Mr. Krabs’ voice?
Daymare 1998 Review
Fighter Of The Nightmare!
HIGH Playing as a psychopath early on is enjoyable.
LOW The voice acting and script are laughable.
WTF Why are the sexy nurses from Silent Hill 2 in this game?
Mafia II Definitive Edition Review
Leave This Game, Take The Cannoli
HIGH A story Scorsese would be proud of.
LOW That checkpoint system.
WTF This is what they call a remaster?
Dread X Collection Review
The Product Of Dangerous Minds
HIGH Shatter.
LOW Rotgut.
WTF Mr. Bucket Told Me To.
Galaxy Warfighter Review
Endless Enemies, Endless Sadness
HIGH Smooth controls and a great art style.
LOW Repetitive combat gets old fast.
WTF Why do these ships look like potatoes?
Predator: Hunting Grounds Review
If It Bleeds, It’s Still Hard To Kill
HIGH Looking into the trees and spotting the camouflaged Predator.
LOW Hearing the Predator stomping around like a doof.
WTF So… who won that match?
Help Will Come Tomorrow Review
Help (Desperately) Wanted
HIGH The writing.
LOW The learning curve.
WTF Nothing like a cheery Bolshevik.
Desperados III Review
Posse Up
HIGH Hyper-crunchy team-based tactics. Lesbian cowgirls.
LOW Playing 3/4ths of the boat level without knowing I could swim.
WTF Why can’t I pick up ammo and give it to a teammate?
Arcade Spirits Review
High Scores… Of Friendship
HIGH So many interesting characters!
LOW Predictable plot.
WTF Sentient AI? Schoolgirl gangsters?
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