HIGH It’s a marvelous Swiss watch of storytelling and experience.
LOW Selling all of my data a couple of turns too soon.
WTF There’s no ending if you [REDACTED]???
HIGH It’s a marvelous Swiss watch of storytelling and experience.
LOW Selling all of my data a couple of turns too soon.
WTF There’s no ending if you [REDACTED]???
HIGH The potential for sophisticated form and narrative.
LOW …not acting on this potential of its own accord.
WTF There were multiple endings?
HIGH Slo-mo limb-severing explosions.
LOW Replaying the same five minutes ad nauseum.
WTF How big is this dance club?
HIGH Great mechanics, great characters.
LOW The boss of level 6.
WTF An extended streak of terrible luck running at the final level.
HIGH Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
LOW The number of attributes and data for each character makes menus difficult to navigate.
WTF How is there a nation made up solely of pirates?
HIGH It’s a charming, breezy platformer.
LOW Voice acting that borders on unintentionally hilarious.
WTF Why is the first boss harder than the rest?
HIGH It’s a love letter to classic Resident Evil.
LOW Occasional difficulty spikes.
WTF That cameo from another classic horror franchise…
HIGH It nails the power fantasy of being a Jedi or Sith.
LOW Button prompts for every single boss battle.
WTF Erm… it seems that Starkiller is the most powerful force user ever?
HIGH Dark subject matter. Clever controls. Very focused.
LOW This game is crying out for narrative branching.
WTF Oof, that steak table animation.
HIGH It’s one of the richest open worlds ever created.
LOW Endless imvasions.
WTF Seriously, how is anyone supposed to figures these sidequests out?
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