HIGH Feels like an Armored Core B-side unearthed from a sealed vault.
LOW Getting to endgame without knowing about the BLAZE attack.
WTF Hearing for years that this trash story was smart satire.
HIGH A well-detailed and beautiful look.
LOW Navigating dungeons. Poor character development.
WTF What do you mean a sniper can’t hit the back line?
HIGH The feeling of being in Paris, 1794.
LOW A game-breaking glitch that took two weeks to be patched.
WTF It feels like a new mode is introduced every hour.
HIGH Amazing musical interludes.
LOW Can be repetitive at times.
WTF “Chundering.”
HIGH Slaughtering digital Nazis is still the catnip I need these days
LOW A surprising lack of pizzazz.
WTF Was making the twins meat-headed ‘bros’ a weird attempt at equality?
HIGH Playing with Nazi dolls in the office level.
LOW Spending ten minutes stuck on a puzzle because a tool failed to load.
WTF The Arkane-developed game taking a moment to mention the threat of energy walls.
HIGH Supreme mood-setting, stellar music.
LOW No subtitles.
WTF It really ends like that?
HIGH Putting down a horde of 500+ zombies.
LOW Losing over four hours of work because players can’t save.
WTF Flamethrowers are necessary, but you might be too into fire, dude.
HIGH Solid mech combat with unique modes.
LOW The story is all over the place.
WTF The comatose mission in act 3.
HIGH Darli Dagger! Also, Darli Dagger.
LOW That last boss is woefully designed.
WTF An unarmed special attack removing 80% of someone’s health.
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