Surviving The Game
HIGH High-tension multiplayer stakes.
LOW There is only so much my heart can take.
WTF That Spider boss is too realistic.
Hunt: Showdown Review
Reviews
NASCAR Heat 4 Review
Taking The Checkered Flag
HIGH Earning first place at a Bristol night race.
LOW The lack of legacy drivers.
WTF Jeff Gordon being locked behind DLC.
Reventure (Switch) Review
Try, Try Again
HIGH Yes, the developers did think of that.
LOW A handful of jokes and references don’t land.
WTF Those poor dolphins…
John Wick Hex Review
I Will Never Be The Baba Yaga
HIGH Stalking my prey and exacting righteous vengeance.
LOW Getting shot by a dude who literally appeared out of nowhere.
WTF Why does everyone think they can take John Wick in single combat?
Moons of Madness Review
The Red And Black Planet
HIGH Routine Martian maintenance.
LOW Stunlock-happy killbots.
WTF Are we ever going to get to the fireworks factory?
Ghostbusters: The Videogame Remastered Review
Choose The Form Of The Destructor
HIGH About a bajillion times better than the 2016 movie.
LOW Not the strongest remaster. It’s also incomplete.
WTF Dan Aykroyd’s actual thoughts on ghosts, and many other topics.
Cat Quest II Review
Questing For Warm & Fuzzy Feelings
HIGH cute cartoon animals in medieval armor.
LOW It’s a little too simple.
WTF Cathulu.
Death Stranding Second Opinion
Kojima Delivers
HIGH The constant stream of Likes from people using my structures.
LOW One dreadful product placement.
WTF Guillermo del Toro’s character is voiced by someone else?
Pinball FX3: Universal Monsters Pack Review
A Monstrously Good Time
HIGH The Monster Bash multi-ball.
LOW It’s only a two-table pack.
WTF The whole idea behind a monster rock band.
Death Stranding Review
Strands Across America
HIGH The online sharing is one of the coolest things ever in a game.
LOW The storytelling is absolute junk.
WTF Hideo Kojima has all the subtlety of a custard pie to the face.
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