Reviews

Danganronpa 1.2 Reload Review

Is Danganronpa Japanese for “This Teddy Bear Is a Douche”?

HIGH Nearly every one of the murder mysteries are spectacularly well-crafted.

LOW Some leaps of logic in puzzle solving could give bad point-and-click adventures a run for their money.

WTF Goodbye Despair‘s ending makes sense, but also reaches the shark-jumping heights of Final Fantasy XV‘s finale.


Flinthook Review

Almost Hooked

HIGH The intro is amazing, and so is the grappling hook.

LOW Entering surprise deathtrap rooms and ending a run early.

WTF Seriously, no option to remap the controls?


Slayaway Camp Review

Impalement Is Rarely This Good

HIGH The back-of-box movie synopses.

LOW The feeling of spending 100 coins to unlock a puzzle solution that was completely obvious in retrospect.

WTF There’s a Gelatinous Cube.


Full Throttle: Remastered Review

I Thank The Lo-o-ord Each Day For The Apocalypse

HIGH Attacking bikers with a chainsaw…

LOW …Only to realize that it isn’t nearly as cool as I remember it.

WTF Where’s the Sam & Max Hit The Road remaster? Let’s get to the turkey already, shall we?