Let The Stuffing Fly!
HIGH Tossing my gun thirty feet into the face of a bear riding a bomb.
LOW There’s just 15 levels and a boss.
WTF Every part of Franklin’s plan.
Reviews
Graceful Explosion Machine Review
Kaleidoscopic
High Blasting aliens with kaleidoscope explosions and chiptunes.
Low The game becomes too repetitive about halfway through.
WTF Wait… how did I just lose 2 hours to this?
Infinite Minigolf Review
A Stroke Above Par
HIGH The high-quality cartoonish backdrops.
LOW A slew of terrible user-generated levels on quickplay.
WTF Making players complete each difficulty mode sequentially.
Galaxy of Pen & Paper Review
Space…The Weekend Frontier
HIGH Depth in both mechanics and narrative…
LOW …But not enough to escape shallow first impressions.
WTF So they’re playing a tabletop RPG on a PC in the ’90s. How are they talking to each other?
Night Trap: 25th Anniversary Edition Review
Nostalgia Only Goes So Far
HIGH The secret ending.
LOW Missing the color-changing conversation five times in a row.
WTF Oh, there’s a mutilated corpse in this closet. Huh.
Digimon World: Next Order Review
Inside Every Computer Is A Deeply Silly World
HIGH Super-combining to wipe out a giant viking cat thing.
LOW Spending an hour trying to evolve an ice Digimon to complete a quest.
WTF So he went from being a set of floating gears to a fire-breathing dragon, huh?
Distrust Review
Emphasizing The Importance Of Coffee
HIGH Finding an adrenaline shot right as a teammate is about to die.
LOW Some occasionally unreliable pathfinding.
WTF How the hell do I use anomaly traps?
Dream Daddy Review
Daddyshack
HIGH The Dad’s relationship with Amanda is heartwarming and authentic.
LOW The second date with “Fitness Dad” Craig outstays its welcome and is confusing to begin with.
WTF Fix that Garg!
Absolver Review
Yellow Belt
High The aesthetics are awesome.
Low Getting gangbanged five-on-one during the first hour of gameplay.
WTF For an online-focused game, how are the servers this poor?
Uncharted: The Lost Legacy Review
This Place Looks Familiar
HIGH Chloe.
LOW The combat.
WTF Are people actually playing these dire multiplayer modes?
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