Stop Or My Monkey Will Shoot
HIGH The art style and soundtrack are wonderful.
LOW The gunplay and platforming feel stiff.
WTF The ridiculous image of a monkey being given a gun.
Tamarin Review
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Tsubasa: Rise Of New Champions Review
The Ball Is My Friend
HIGH A great tutorial.
LOW A long-winded story.
WTF 6’8” and 250 lbs. is not a middle schooler.
Lovingly Evil Review
Flirting With Danger
HIGH The robot’s ‘good’ ending.
LOW Losing a debate three times in a row and deciding to cheat.
WTF That is one weirdly pleasant Satan you’ve got there, game.
Moero Crystal H Review
A Dose Of Sweet And Lewd
HIGH Somehow this game features a sexy skeleton.
LOW Grinding levels before moving on to the next dungeon – five times.
WTF That’s a Darkstalkers reference, isn’t it?
Minoria Review
Minoria Changes To Be Expected
HIGH It’s a a sequel to Momodora!
LOW That second boss fight
WTF The art direction.
No Straight Roads Review
Off-Beat
HIGH Unique Visuals, and solid soundtrack.
LOW Forgettable combat encounters.
WTF Rhythm-based rap battles.
Spinch Review
A Spinch Of Goodness
HIGH The first half of the game.
LOW Horrible, horrible water levels.
WTF The “Catch the Cousin” minigames
Mafia: Definitive Edition Review
Family Is Forever
HIGH The quiet scenes when Tommy talks to Sarah.
LOW Noticeable glitches. Also, I suck at driving.
WTF This game had me craving whiskey.
Space Crew Review
I Can Totally Hear That Screaming
HIGH Coming back from a grueling mission and seeing home base.
LOW Losing a ship and all the crew.
WTF Why do I not keep my lower-grade purchases?
Deathrap: The World Of Van Helsing Review
Make The Nightmares Fear You
HIGH Building pits full of werewolves.
LOW Dealing with a garbage-packed inventory after every mission.
WTF Those chaos beasts are… something else.
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