HIGH Knocking out cops by dismembering corpses in front of them.
LOW Trying to figure out how to disable someone standing on a crane.
WTF That was a pretty deep cut Friends reference!
Reviews
SVG Review: Star Ocean – The Divine Force
Ghost Song Review
High The unique and entrancing tone
Low Superfluous RPG elements
WTF Kamizake killer robots. I can still hear the clattering noises in my nightmares……
Moonscars Review
HIGH The most beautiful platformer I’ve seen in a long time.
LOW Character dialogue is surprisingly flat.
WTF RIP to the bone powder I spent an hour and a half farming for.
Fashion Police Squad Review
HIGH The visual style is totally on point.
LOW The rigid weapon restrictions become irritating very quickly.
WTF Yes, Cindy Aurum’s awesome. That’s a weird reference though.
SVG Review: Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope
This is a transcript excerpt covering the score awarded to Mario + Rabbids: Sparks of Hope on the So Videogames podcast, episode 307: The Worst Way To Run.
Hardspace: Shipbreaker Review
HIGH INDUSTRIAL ACTION!!!
LOW A frequent bug that makes it impossible to complete a shift.
WTF In the future, ‘no plastic’ is a fancy diet.
NBA 2K23 Review
HIGH The on-court gameplay is nearly flawless
LOW The grinding is nearly endless
WTF Fake social media stardom is just exhausting
Dream Cycle Review
HIGH A beautiful Lovecraftian atmosphere.
LOW Environments feel empty and desolate.
WTF Replenishing weapons after death gets old reaaaallllyyy quick.
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Review
HIGH Dealing 5 million damage and completely healing my party on the verge of defeat.
LOW Nuking a boss before a cutscene where the same boss was wrecking my party.
WTF Can we not have a colony full of preteens in skintight suits please?
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