The Force Goes Back To Sleep
HIGH Deflecting
a blaster bolt back at the guy who fired it.
LOW Cal is the worst.
WTF An actor forgot what accent he was supposed to be doing.
Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order Review
Reviews
Door Kickers: Action Squad Review
Kicking Doors AND Ass
HIGH Airtight, finely tuned and popping on all levels.
LOW Not capping a hostage-taker in time. I’m sorry!!!
WTF The max level for a character is… 17?
Axis Football 2019 Review
Omaha, Omaha, Set HUT!
HIGH Juking a corner out of his cleats on the way to a 37-yard TD.
LOW Watching my human-controlled DT jump offsides for the 9th time because of a
glitch.
WTF Why are my blockers rushing downfield to catch a punt?
Decay of Logos Review
Wasting Away
HIGH The level design.
LOW The launch month.
WTF Those slime attack routines are lose/lose.
The Outer Worlds Review
A New Life Awaits You
HIGH Excellent writing, dialogue, and visuals.
LOW Superfluous combat, hard-to-read UI.
WTF Please give the man in the moon mascot head a hug.
Pathologic 2: The Marble Nest Review
Benign
HIGH “Taking heart.”
LOW The lack of options and lack of general anxiety.
WTF Selling what was previously a demo to people who already own the full game.
Age Of Wonders: Planetfall Review
(Space) Cadillacs and Dinosaurs
HIGH Spectacular combo of grand strategy and tactical combat.
LOW Rough tutorial, inconsistent AI, unstable multi, minor UI bugs.
WTF The “succubots” slapping their own butts as idle animation.
Shenmue III Review
Excuse Me…
HIGH SHENMUE III IS A REAL VIDEOGAME AND I PLAYED IT.
LOW Will be seen as as laughably dated to newcomers.
WTF The 19 different ways western voice actors say the name “Ryo”.
Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 Review
A Bronze At Best
HIGH The retro inspired 1964 Tokyo Games.
LOW The modern minigames throughout the story mode.
WTF Why wasn’t Big the Cat invited!?!
The Beast Inside Review
Some Secrets Should Stay Buried
HIGH The hotel chase ranks among the best first-person action scenes.
LOW I’m expected to know when to run towards an explosion?
WTF What, exactly, is a Quantum resonator?
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