HIGH Eventually (I assume?) this will be a fine release.
LOW It sure as s*** ain’t right now.
WTF Putting the level cap to 99 in this game is the definition of arbitrary and capricious.
Reviews
Dredge Review
HIGH A magnificent application of Lovecraftian themes and concepts.
LOW The hidden time limit on a handful of sidequests.
WTF Why does the scientist only provide half the required gear?
Marvel’s Midnight Suns Review
HIGH Taking down the maximum number of enemies with card plays left.
LOW Redrawing an entire hand of unusable heroics… only to get new unusable heroics.
WTF Why are there so many kinds of currency you can’t buy?
Wo Long: Fallen Empire Review
HIGH High-energy, fast pace and refined systems.
LOW Making the first boss a balls-hard Sekiro homage was a huge mistake.
WTF Where is that village key? And why are arrows so expensive?!?
Wanted: Dead Review
HIGH Stunning a group of enemies with a pistol barrage, then pulling off chain executions.
LOW Wanted: Dead‘s performance on XBX is a dumpster fire.
WTF Umm… where’s the rest of the game?
SpongeBob SquarePants: The Cosmic Shake Review
HIGH Solid writing and breezy platforming.
LOW Performance issues, at least on Switch.
WTF Clancy f*cking Brown!
The Forest Quartet Review
High Pleasing, poignant, and pure.
Low The narrative pacing isn’t the best, so the ending feels lopsided.
WTF Why is the drummer in a hellscape?
Colossal Cave Review
HIGH It’s Colossal Cave, in 3D!
LOW It’s Colossal Cave… in 3D. Also, “Orient Room?” Really? In 2023?
WTF Is murdering dwarves fun for you, adventurer?
Knights of Honor II: Sovereign Review
HIGH The focus on economy.
LOW The focus on economy.
WTF Enemy AI that occasionally reminded me of HAL 9000, just a little bit.
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