HIGH Delightfully lively, humorous, and lovable characters.
LOW Retracing steps gets old in the later hours.
WTF Just what exactly are those bones next to Swamp the rat?
Reviews
Alan Wake 2 Review
HIGH The game’s aesthetics and visual style.
LOW The slow-paced start and abrupt ending!
WTF Why do I need a supercomputer to run this?!?
Atelier Marie Remake: The Alchemist Of Salburg Review
HIGH You can basically turn off combat.
LOW Trying to figure out exactly when events will trigger.
WTF Was not expecting the ‘keep honey away from bears’ minigame!
Cities: Skylines II Review
LOW Poor performance at launch, even on high-end machines.
WTF Sometimes a massive tornado will just sorta roll through your city and wreak havoc.
Forza Motorsport (2023) Review
HIGH It’s a super serious Forza Motorsport game with an emphasis on realism!
LOW It’s a super serious Forza Motorsport game with an emphasis on realism!
WTF Excitement from the narrator about shaving a tenth of a second off a lap. Calm down, buddy!
NBA 2K24 Review
Macrorealism Mired In Microtransactions HIGH The on-court gameplay reaches new heights of realism LOW Microtransactions and cash grabs sink to new depths of capitalism WTF I sprained seven knuckles trying to recreate moves like Kobe. For the last few years, I’ve ended every NBA 2K review the same way — […]
Fall Of Porcupine Review
HIGH Day in the Woods.
LOW That was an abrupt resolution.
WTF Why do I have to download the prologue separately?
Lords Of The Fallen Review
HIGH Dual worlds means tons more exploration and replay value.
LOW Trying to run both Axium and Umbral does lead to performance issues.
WTF Running through Umbral with a horde of enemies giving chase is terrifying.
Ed-0 Zombie Uprising Review
HIGH Picking up zombies and using them as a club to smash other zombies.
LOW The boss whose whole mechanic simply doesn’t work.
WTF I just got that boss so drunk he had to spend ten seconds vomiting all over the arena.
The Fabulous Fear Machine VIDEO Review
HIGH Atmosphere and aesthetics are on point.
LOW Easily exploitable mechanics.
WTF How close it feels to current events.
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