Reviews

9 Monkeys Of Shaolin Review

Shaolin Monks Ain’t Nuthing Ta F’ Wit

HIGH A delightful homage to kung-fu films.

LOW It can get a bit repetitive at times.

WTF The music of the Wu-Tang Clan goes quite well with this game.


DayZ Review

Zombies For Days

HIGH Meeting up with my buds to look at a tent.

LOW Forgetting which teddy I put the matches in.

WTF “I think my thing is cannibalism, guys.”


Transient Review

A Confusing Walk

HIGH A cyberpunk setting mixed with HP Lovecraft.

LOW Simple, boring puzzles.

WTF I’m still not entirely sure what the story was about.


The Red Lantern Review

There’s Snowplace Like Home

HIGH Petting! All! The! doggos!

LOW Dying of starvation twice in a row, with no hope of collecting food.

WTF Getting the sled stuck in an infinite loop.


Gears 5 Review

Gears Got Political, Huh?

HIGH The Gears series coming to terms with what it is.

LOW Ranked matches remain toxic. Fahz.  

WTF Marcus has an unlockable ‘They f***ed up my tomatoes’ voice line