Reviews

Age Of Wonders: Planetfall Review

(Space) Cadillacs and Dinosaurs

HIGH Spectacular combo of grand strategy and tactical combat.

LOW Rough tutorial, inconsistent AI, unstable multi, minor UI bugs.

WTF The “succubots” slapping their own butts as idle animation.


Shenmue III Review

Excuse Me…

HIGH SHENMUE III IS A REAL VIDEOGAME AND I PLAYED IT.

LOW Will be seen as as laughably dated to newcomers.

WTF The 19 different ways western voice actors say the name “Ryo”.


John Wick Hex Review

I Will Never Be The Baba Yaga

HIGH Stalking my prey and exacting righteous vengeance.

LOW Getting shot by a dude who literally appeared out of nowhere.

WTF Why does everyone think they can take John Wick in single combat?