Don’t Fall Asleep
HIGH It looks great.
LOW It’s dark, confusing and boring.
WTF Did they just pull a guy off the street and ask him to do voiceovers?
DreamBack VR Review
Reviews
Urban Trial Tricky Review
Tricks And Treats
HIGH Stringing together a 57-multiplier combo.
LOW Concussion-inducing overhangs that are difficult to avoid.
WTF Doing the worm on a bike 20 feet in the air.
Monster Prom XXL Review
Progress: Unsatisfactory
HIGH The art is cute!
LOW Everything feels too weightless and random.
WTF Most of the questions.
F1 2020 Review
Box for Repairs, Please
HIGH The extensive modes.
LOW A downgraded career mode.
WTF Ferrari competing for grand prix victories.
Nowhere Prophet Review
Guiding Light
HIGH Intricate, polished systems. Excellent style and worldbuilding.
LOW Enemies whose troops abuse the “Taunt” ability.
WTF Why are Slay the Spire and Monster Train fans not talking about this?
Darius Cozmic Collection Reivew
Space Oddity
HIGH Excellent emulation quality. Some great console rarities included.
LOW No supplemental material, no sound test mode.
WTF A Darius collection without Zuntata’s music front and center?!?
Namco Museum Archives Vol. 1 & 2 Review
I’ve Got Pac-Man (And Galaga, And Mappy, And Splatterhouse) Fever!
HIGH A “demastered” version of Pac-Man: CE is included.
LOW A lack of personality.
WTF Seriously, Pac-Man: CE rules as an 8-bit game.
Max Gentlemen Sexy Business! Review
Those Assets
HIGH Great combination of titillation and gameplay.
LOW Needing to click like crazy to disperse crowds.
WTF Women have an inner moustache?
Destroy All Humans! Review
Apocalypse, ’50s Style!
HIGH The lock-on targeting in combat is a huge improvement.
LOW The implied sexual assault is still in the game!
WTF How is the final boss fight even worse than it was on PS2?
Mr. Driller DrillLand Review
Driller’s Delight
HIGH Classic Mr. Driller action with a few twists.
LOW Having to clear a depth in every minigame to unlock the next stage.
WTF The random warp that puts Mr. Driller directly under falling blocks.
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