More Like Zel-Don’t
HIGH The opening setpiece is thrilling in a way the rest of the game isn’t.
LOW What if Ocarina of Time‘s Water Temple didn’t have a map?
WTF Now you want me to fast travel? No thanks, I’ll quit instead.
A Knight’s Quest Review
Reviews
Rest In Pieces Review
Dreams Are Fragile Things
HIGH Passing ten obstacles without touching the controller once.
LOW Multiple sets of rotating blades with no gap between them.
WTF That clown might be a little too scary, honestly.
The Sinking City (Switch) Review
Lacking The Elementary
HIGH Phenomenally designed moral choices.
LOW Unbearable combat feels forced.
WTF “The Sea” impregnated someone’s wife??
Valfaris Review
No One Can Destroy The Metal
HIGH This game shreds so damn hard.
LOW Umm… Uhh… The story is kinda meh?
WTF: It’s a 2D side-scrolling indie action platformer that isn’t a Metroidvania?!?
Gibbous: A Cthulhu Adventure Review
You Gotta Be Kitten Me
HIGH Superb animations & hand-drawn backgrounds.
LOW Kitteh deserved more spotlight.
WTF So… many… things… to… click.
Devil’s Hunt Review
Fist Of The Douche
HIGH Satan’s Hell Cathedral is beautiful.
LOW The combat is a dispiriting slog in a combat-only game.
WTF The giant snake that leaves without bothering to have a boss fight.
Whipseey And The Lost Atlas Review
Somewhat Pleasant Platforming
High Anyone can pick it up and play with ease.
Low No checkpoints in any of the levels.
WTF Why does a Jack-in-the-Box shoot rockets?
Grandia HD Collection Review
Pure JRPG Comfort Food
HIGH Two bonafide JRPG classics presented the best they’ve ever been…
LOW …But still not presented in a manner fitting for games such as these.
WTF I’m so sick of HD “collections” that are incomplete.
Mable And The Wood Review
Feed It Into The Chipper
HIGH A lush soundtrack.
LOW Falling into a deathtrap I couldn’t see.
WTF Is that lava? Why isn’t it giving off light during the dark segments?
Code Vein Review
Soulsborne: Anime Edition
HIGH Yakumo. Or maybe Eva? Nah, it’s gotta be Yakumo.
LOW The combat’s just average, and there’s a ton of it.
WTF Who thought walking through dozens of memories at a snail’s pace was a good idea?
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