Daisy… Daaaaaiiissyyyyy
HIGH Exemplary production values and atmosphere.
LOW It’s a great 8hr game that could’ve been an extraordinary 6hr game.
WTF: Ok, this style of play has officially become its own genre now.
Observation Review
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Fade To Silence Review
All I Ever Wanted
HIGH Ambitious is good.
LOW The pseudo-3D platforming section.
WTF A man feeds poison to orphans… FOR SCIENCE.
Dark Quest 2 Review
Hero-Riffic
HIGH A fantastically compact faux-boardgame experience.
LOW Struggling to find an optimal use case for the Dwarf.
WTF That’s really how it ends, eh?
Falcon Age Review
I Am Over-Bird-Ened
HIGH Holding up a grenade for my falcon to grab on a fly-by.
LOW A whole lot of nothing out there.
WTF Why doesn’t my bird want to hang out with me?
Zanki Zero: Last Beginning Review
Zero Interest
HIGH The presentation and translation are pretty good!
LOW Nearly everything else in the game, not so much.
WTF Every character’s backstory.
Pathologic 2 Review
Down With The Sickness
HIGH God-tier writing and mechanics that inform the themes.
LOW The one frustrating sequence in which combat is mandatory.
WTF A frequent need to trade sharp objects to children.
Homo Machina Review
There Are Little People Inside You
HIGH Lovely illustration style.
LOW Uninteresting outside of the animations and visual design.
WTF Little guidance leads to a frustrating puzzle experience.
Moero Chronicle H review
Begin Rubbing
HIGH Ogre.
LOW Io.
WTF There’s a ‘Rub P’ currency. I’m not kidding.
The Wizards: Enhanced Edition Review
I Put On My Robe And Wizard Hat.
HIGH Intuitive gesture-based combat.
LOW Very little in way of story.
WTF I found a wooden assault rifle.
Team Sonic Racing Review
Everybody’s Super Sonic Racin’ To Mediocrity
HIGH That opening theme song, yo.
LOW Lacks the pizzazz and nostalgia that made the previous such a good time.
WTF Sega had one job: put Segata Sanshiro in the game. They failed.
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