Following The Golden Path
HIGH The golem boss fight.
LOW The game not explaining that I can pick up and place boxes.
WTF The Panda costume is 2500 coins? What?!
Reviews
Raiders Of The Broken Planet: Hades Betrayal Review
Better, But Still Broken
HIGH The character designs are great — both grotesque and attractive in equal measure.
LOW Getting repeatedly one-shotted in the multiplayer mode.
WTF Ayana’s grappling hook needs way more explanation than it gets.
Extinction Review
Attack On Shite(an)
HIGH The first time decapitating a Ravenii’s neat, I guess.
LOW Anything requiring any sort of precision movement.
WTF What part of this game remotely suggests that it’s worth sixty dollars?
Time Carnage Review
A Bloody Smorgasbord!
HIGH Time Paradox!
LOW Dogs going invisible as they strike.
WTF Headshots make a cash register sound play… but the game does not have an economy.
The Adventure Pals Review
Good Friends, Good Times
HIGH Sparkles the giraffe.
LOW Level designs feel repetitive.
WTF The Cupcake Cat.
Masters Of Anima Review
Questionable Strength In Numbers
HIGH Commanding mobs of a hundred or more feels badass.
LOW The last few fights really soured the joy of the mid-game.
WTF What’s with the cutscene resolution?
Epistory Review
The Keyboard is Mightier Than…
HIGH Levelling-up enough to just CRUSH the final battle.
LOW Getting killed because the game thinks I want to open a chest a hundred meters away.
WTF Wait, so this isn’t the story of me writing the story? What?
Burly Men At Sea Review
Scurvy Will Be Patched In Later
HIGH Beards
LOW None of the control schemes are particularly good
WTF Stop being so impulsive, Hasty Beard!
Attack On Titan 2 Review
I Kill Giants
HIGH The same great hook as before, working better than it ever has.
LOW Enough recycling to make Greenpeace proud.
WTF I was Attack on Titan‘s hero all along! Who knew?!
Utawarerumono: Mask Of Truth Review
A Not-So-Surprisingly Improved Sequel
HIGH The story is more complex this time, and has shed some of the dumb boob jokes.
LOW I feel kinda bad for you, Final Boss, but the Final Fantasy multiphase fight thing really annoys me.
WTF That wasn’t even the final boss?!
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