Progress: Unsatisfactory
HIGH The art is cute!
LOW Everything feels too weightless and random.
WTF Most of the questions.
Monster Prom XXL Review
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F1 2020 Review
Box for Repairs, Please
HIGH The extensive modes.
LOW A downgraded career mode.
WTF Ferrari competing for grand prix victories.
Nowhere Prophet Review
Guiding Light
HIGH Intricate, polished systems. Excellent style and worldbuilding.
LOW Enemies whose troops abuse the “Taunt” ability.
WTF Why are Slay the Spire and Monster Train fans not talking about this?
Darius Cozmic Collection Reivew
Space Oddity
HIGH Excellent emulation quality. Some great console rarities included.
LOW No supplemental material, no sound test mode.
WTF A Darius collection without Zuntata’s music front and center?!?
Namco Museum Archives Vol. 1 & 2 Review
I’ve Got Pac-Man (And Galaga, And Mappy, And Splatterhouse) Fever!
HIGH A “demastered” version of Pac-Man: CE is included.
LOW A lack of personality.
WTF Seriously, Pac-Man: CE rules as an 8-bit game.
Max Gentlemen Sexy Business! Review
Those Assets
HIGH Great combination of titillation and gameplay.
LOW Needing to click like crazy to disperse crowds.
WTF Women have an inner moustache?
Destroy All Humans! Review
Apocalypse, ’50s Style!
HIGH The lock-on targeting in combat is a huge improvement.
LOW The implied sexual assault is still in the game!
WTF How is the final boss fight even worse than it was on PS2?
Mr. Driller DrillLand Review
Driller’s Delight
HIGH Classic Mr. Driller action with a few twists.
LOW Having to clear a depth in every minigame to unlock the next stage.
WTF The random warp that puts Mr. Driller directly under falling blocks.
Burnout Paradise Remastered (Switch) Review
Take Me Down To The Paradise City… Again
HIGH One of the greatest racing games is now on a handheld.
LOW That $50 price tag.
WTF Where the hell is the sequel?
Five Nights At Freddy’s: Help Wanted Review
Probably Better In VR
HIGH Opening a robot’s faceplate to find roaches swarming beneath.
LOW The blackout game is just annoying.
WTF What is going on with that ‘blacklight’ mode??
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