Reviews

A Knight’s Quest Review

More Like Zel-Don’t

HIGH The opening setpiece is thrilling in a way the rest of the game isn’t.

LOW What if Ocarina of Time‘s Water Temple didn’t have a map?

WTF Now you want me to fast travel? No thanks, I’ll quit instead.


Rest In Pieces Review

Dreams Are Fragile Things

HIGH Passing ten obstacles without touching the controller once.

LOW Multiple sets of rotating blades with no gap between them.

WTF That clown might be a little too scary, honestly.


Valfaris Review

No One Can Destroy The Metal

HIGH This game shreds so damn hard.

LOW Umm… Uhh… The story is kinda meh?

WTF: It’s a 2D side-scrolling indie action platformer that isn’t a Metroidvania?!?


Grandia HD Collection Review

Pure JRPG Comfort Food

HIGH Two bonafide JRPG classics presented the best they’ve ever been…

LOW …But still not presented in a manner fitting for games such as these.

WTF I’m so sick of HD “collections” that are incomplete.


Code Vein Review

Soulsborne: Anime Edition

HIGH Yakumo. Or maybe Eva? Nah, it’s gotta be Yakumo.

LOW The combat’s just average, and there’s a ton of it.

WTF Who thought walking through dozens of memories at a snail’s pace was a good idea?