Reviews

Just Dance 2020 Review

Music To My Ears


HIGH Versatile songs and lively dance moves to master.

LOW The subscription necessary for the best songs.

WTF Make It Jingle made me want to learn to twerk.


Judgment (PS5) Review

Hold It In Contempt


HIGH Judgment is still a helluva videogame.

LOW This particular version of Judgment is a rip-off for those who already own it.

WTF At least they didn’t call it Judgment: Enhanced Edition.


It Takes Two Review

Two Can Make That Wish Come True


HIGH Creative level design, thoughtful writing, and smooth gameplay.

LOW Cutie. 

WTF I’m sure Dr. Hakim is a racist stereotype, but I can look past it just this once. 


Narita Boy Review

Of Love & Nostalgia

HIGH Unique art direction that brings back memories.

LOW Too many fetch quests — better to call the game Errand Boy instead!

WTF No remappable controls again!? Why does this keep happening to me?


Paradise Lost Review

A Pseudo Time Capsule


HIGH Impressive environmental storytelling and attention to detail.

LOW Persistent graphical glitches undermine the scenery.

WTF The snail-like walking speed.


Vaporum: Lockdown Review

When Steampunk And RPG collide


HIGH Finally killing one of these nasty shocking drones…

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LOW … only to find there were two more behind me.

WTF Falling into pitfalls makes me question my own mental health.