This Hero Is A Zero
HIGH The robot is super adorbs.
LOW There’s no real gameplay here.
WTF So I guess it just goes on for infinity, then?
Reviews
X-Morph: Defense Review
HIGH Fantastic blending of Tower Defense and Shmup genres.
LOW Fast-forwarding through a cutscene and letting the enemy get the jump on me.
WTF How is one commander in charge of the entire planet?
Don’t Knock Twice Review
The Chicken-House is Coming For You
HIGH Knocking down a kitchen wall and finding…
LOW The game apparently thinks I’m the height of a baby?
WTF Is no one concerned about this fissure to hell in the basement?
Darkest Dungeon: The Crimson Court Review
Everyone’s Buzzing About It
High A new, horrific experience added to the classic content.
Low Balance issues and scarce resources with the new additions.
WTF Blood, blood everywhere, but never enough to drink.
Warriors All-Stars Review
The Night Of Too Many Heroes
HIGH Wiping out 2000 enemies in thirty seconds during an invincible rush.
LOW No Fist of the North Star characters? What gives?
WTF Hanging out in the spa with a robot and a couple of serial killers.
Defenders Of Ekron Review
Not All of Ekron is Worth Defending
HIGH The early boss fights represent the game at its best.
LOW Later stages feel like a chore.
WTF Why send a soldier with the worst equipment to fight a high-tech war?
Fallen Legion: Sins Of An Empire Review
Think Fast!
High Killing the dragon for the first time.
Low Starting New Game Plus and forgetting to switch Cecilia’s spells.
WTF: The ending made me sad, and I don’t think it was a Bad Ending. It was just… the ending.
Tooth And Tail Review
Vicious Vermin
HIGH Fantastic premise, fantastic art.
LOW The difficulty curve spikes midway and the game doesn’t teach enough.
WTF They… They really ate him?
Windjammers Review
Frisbee-O Geo
HIGH My addictive first two-hour play session.
LOW Trying to catch lobs out of a slide is frustratingly hit-or-miss.
WTF The surprisingly magical alchemy of Frisbee, tennis and air hockey.
Last Day Of June Review
Isn’t Groundhog Day In February?
HIGH Top-notch art direction and animation.
LOW Repetitive puzzle elements.
WTF The endearing character models look creepy after a while.
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