Parenting tales, broken bones, and boy howdy I hope you like condiments. Plus: The Assassin’s Creed movie, The Last of Us Part II, Dreamfall: The Longest Journey, and we try our very best not to play a Star Wars game. Do we succeed? (Spoiler: Of course not.)

Tim and Richard revisit the 2010 “classic” Alpha Protocol, once they remember which game that is exactly. Plus, a spoiler-packed dismantling of the first season of Star Trek Picard, and our hopes (or lack thereof) for Strange New Worlds. For the spoiler-averse, don’t worry, we tell you when to stop listening.