The Ultimate Predator
HIGH Finally tracking down a black bear on a moonless night.
LOW Being forced to hunt rabbits – again – to unlock the next level.
WTF How am I supposed to tell which of these sheep is legendarily formidable? They’re just sheep!
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Tokyo Xanadu EX+ Review
They’re Pushing Into Our World…
HIGH Wiping out a boss in seconds by unloading a chain of six super attacks on it.
LOW Picking the wrong partner for a dungeon because I had to choose before knowing what was inside.
WTF So we’re just going to watch a whole musical performance now?
STAY Review
The Most Intense IM Chat Of My Life
HIGH Worrying about the mental well-being of a videogame character because I had to go to work.
LOW It’s maybe not the best choice for an extremely busy person.
WTF Death due to head being stuck in window.
Another Lost Phone: Laura’s Story Review
Switch to Unlock
HIGH The voyeuristic thrill of rooting through someone else’s phone… for a good cause!
LOW It never feels as right as it does when played on an actual smartphone.
WTF The infamous “Nintendo Tax” rears its ugly head.
This Is Not A Review: Football Manager Touch 2018
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.
The subject of this installment: Football Manager Touch 2018, developed by Sports Interactive and published by Sega.
Out Of Ammo Review
First-Person RTS
HIGH Finishing off a tank with a manually-thrown grenade.
LOW The whole desert map, really.
WTF How weirdly deadly medics are.
Vandals Review
A Short, Sweet Life Of Crime
HIGH Levels stay fresh with only a handful of unique mechanics.
LOW Having a two-song soundtrack is never a good idea.
WTF It’s also a history lesson?
Regalia: Of Men And Monarchs – Royal Edition Review
Long Live The King
HIGH It’s a concise RPG brimming with content and character.
LOW The fixed camera makes it hard to see what’s going on.
WTF The quest to prove to a zombie that he’s dead.
Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (Switch) Review
Getting There Slowly
HIGH Jumping off a cliff that’s too high.
LOW Oh good, time to cross the map for an important resource again.
WTF From the recipes, it appears that this bread is made from fish oil?
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