Yellow Belt
High The aesthetics are awesome.
Low Getting gangbanged five-on-one during the first hour of gameplay.
WTF For an online-focused game, how are the servers this poor?
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Uncharted: The Lost Legacy Review
This Place Looks Familiar
HIGH Chloe.
LOW The combat.
WTF Are people actually playing these dire multiplayer modes?
Pixel Heroes: Byte & Magic Review
It Neither Bites, Nor Is Magic
HIGH It’s like Darkest Dungeon, but less stressful and more humorous.
LOW It’s just as hard as Darkest Dungeon, but has less persistence.
WTF So, this is Bat Country?
Sonic Mania Review
They Actually Did It!
HIGH This whole game makes me high with joy.
LOW Hitting enemies or falling into pits because Sonic’s going too fast to see in front of him.
WTF How did some guy in Australia pull off what Sega has been trying to accomplish for two decades?
Observer Review
We’ll Remember That For You, Whether You Want It Or Not
HIGH Taking my first trip inside someone’s subconscious.
LOW Spending twenty minutes getting killed by a Cybogre over and over again.
WTF This is the second game I’ve played this week set in 2084. We get it. You like Orwell.
Tacoma Review
A Loooong Way Past Seattle
HIGH The ending!
LOW Missing one document and finishing with 99%.
WTF Why does she use ASL to start the saved sequences?
Cloudbase Prime Review
They’re Falling Forever
HIGH The dragon vs spaceship boss fight.
LOW That damn monster cave boss.
WTF My suit’s change of attitude after (REDACTED) happens.
Nidhogg 2 Review
Rancid Muppet Battle
HIGH It’s still the same Nidhogg, which was great.
LOW The new weapons don’t feel balanced or enjoyable.
WTF Who in the world thought this new art style was a good idea?
SwapQuest Review
Pathfinders Wanted!
HIGH Solving every floor of the tower in quick succession.
LOW Grinding the same level over and over again to get strong enough to fight the boss.
WTF I’m supposed to click on the boss to kill it? How could I have guessed that?
Accel World Vs Sword Art Online Review
Mashup Without Meaning
High A new story for fans of both series.
Low Menus upon Menus upon Menus…
WTF How the $%^& do I sit in this game?
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