I Thank The Lo-o-ord Each Day For The Apocalypse
HIGH Attacking bikers with a chainsaw…
LOW …Only to realize that it isn’t nearly as cool as I remember it.
WTF Where’s the Sam & Max Hit The Road remaster? Let’s get to the turkey already, shall we?
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Horizon: Zero Dawn Second Opinion
Woman Versus Machine
HIGH The first victory against a Thunderjaw.
LOW The final boss is just an upgraded version of one we’ve already fought.
WTF Not that it matters, but the title is absolute nonsense.
Nier: Automata Second Opinion
Simulation of Simulacra
HIGH Blowing away a whole squad of Forest Knights with a laser blast.
LOW The ubiquitous hacking is a lackluster twin-stick shooting exercise.
WTF The ending with the fish.
This Is The Police Review
Actually, This Is The Mafia
HIGH Chopin and crime? Yes.
LOW No-win situations with no right answer and no recompense.
WTF Papier Mache strippers.
Slime-San Preview
When one is looking for inspiration, it’s always a good idea to aim as high as possible. Whether or not one manages to equal (or even surpass) the piece of art that served as impetus, simply having something amazing to aspire to can lead to great things, especially when developers take bold new directions rather than simply copying everything that worked in the original.
The Sexy Brutale Review
Clue meets Groundhog Day
HIGH Complex, beautifully interwoven storylines featuring murder, mayhem, and lovely scenery.
LOW Map memorization is tedious at first.
WTF It can be exceptionally repetitive given the nature of the puzzle-solving.
Snowflake’s Chance Review
Less Than A Snowball Would Have
HIGH Using a demon pig as a trampoline to escape a deadly pit.
LOW Dying repeatedly because my rabbit can’t grab a ledge.
WTF The dead animal sculptures that decorate the abyss.
Mr. Shifty Review
A Shift in the Right Direction
HIGH Taking out a line of guards by tossing a shield.
LOW Breezing through an area, only to repeatedly die at the end.
WTF Nyx’s horrible Stone puns.
Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 4 – Road To Boruto Review
The End Of An Era, And The Start Of Something Bigger
HIGH Easy to pick up and play, even for newcomers.
LOW New characters don’t improve much over existing options.
WTF To the people who named this game — hire an editor!
Lightspeed Frontier Preview
Lightspeed Frontier takes players into the depths of space to live out an intensely specific dream – the dream of building any spaceship they can possibly imagine, so long as it’s constructed from cubes.
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