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Sonic Mania Review

They Actually Did It!

HIGH This whole game makes me high with joy.

LOW Hitting enemies or falling into pits because Sonic’s going too fast to see in front of him.

WTF How did some guy in Australia pull off what Sega has been trying to accomplish for two decades?


Observer Review

We’ll Remember That For You, Whether You Want It Or Not

HIGH Taking my first trip inside someone’s subconscious.

LOW Spending twenty minutes getting killed by a Cybogre over and over again.

WTF This is the second game I’ve played this week set in 2084. We get it. You like Orwell.


Tacoma Review

A Loooong Way Past Seattle

HIGH The ending!

LOW Missing one document and finishing with 99%.

WTF Why does she use ASL to start the saved sequences?


Nidhogg 2 Review

Rancid Muppet Battle

HIGH It’s still the same Nidhogg, which was great.

LOW The new weapons don’t feel balanced or enjoyable.

WTF Who in the world thought this new art style was a good idea?


SwapQuest Review

Pathfinders Wanted!

HIGH Solving every floor of the tower in quick succession.

LOW Grinding the same level over and over again to get strong enough to fight the boss.

WTF I’m supposed to click on the boss to kill it? How could I have guessed that?