Orbs, Innit
HIGH It’s more or less free.
LOW Yet it’s still barely worth playing.
WTF The complete under-utilization of Terry Crews.
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Almost There: The Platformer Review
The Devil’s Triangle Jump
HIGH The bouncy house/missile dodge level is a classic.
LOW A central mechanic is broken.
WTF Wait, I can just go over this wall of lasers? Awesome!
West Of Loathing Review (PC)
Shut Up And Take My Meat!
HIGH All the depth of an RPG with a fraction of the commitment.
LOW Spooky resistance is hard to come by.
WTF The Ghostwood questline.
Autism In Games: Who Gets It Right, Who Gets It Wrong
(Content Warning: This piece contains ableist language used by a published game to describe a person with Asperger’s.) One of the brightest moments I’ve felt as a player was when the Xbox Adaptive Controller was announced by Microsoft on May 17th, 2018. It not only allows players with limited mobility […]
Ride 3 Review
The Fastest Encyclopedia Ever Ridden
HIGH Tons of variety in bike selection and track environments, on-track simulation is solid.
LOW Poor tutorials, pacing and difficulty of career mode encourages grinding, technical issues.
WTF The tutorials are so rough, the AI occasionally crashes on the flying lap
Ape Out Review
Primal Instinct
HIGH When the lights go out.
LOW The rocket launcher enemies are bastards.
WTF A sneaky twist at the end of the bonus level.
Coffee Crisis Review
Burnt and Bitter
High Great music with charming humor.
Low All the visual effects.
WTF How does someone “remove the metal” from a person?
Devil May Cry 5 Review
The Devil You Knew
HIGH Nailing a chain of seemingly-disparate moves that flow into a gloriously insane combo.
LOW They really should have added a dedicated dodge button by now.
WTF Yeah Sony, that’s some real subtle censorship in the PS4 version.
Tangledeep Review
Rolling In
HIGH Interesting classes, great customizability, rock-solid design.
LOW Catching pets is a drag, some difficulty spikes.
WTF I would have sworn it was ‘Veggiemancer’.
Riot: Civil Unrest Review
Reading ‘Em The Act
HIGH A beautiful pixel-art style covering a fascinating topic…
LOW …with mechanics that drain the topic of all life.
WTF I kind of wish this was a screensaver instead.
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