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Hunting Simulator Review

The Ultimate Predator

HIGH Finally tracking down a black bear on a moonless night.

LOW Being forced to hunt rabbits – again – to unlock the next level.

WTF How am I supposed to tell which of these sheep is legendarily formidable? They’re just sheep!


Tokyo Xanadu EX+ Review

They’re Pushing Into Our World…

HIGH Wiping out a boss in seconds by unloading a chain of six super attacks on it.

LOW Picking the wrong partner for a dungeon because I had to choose before knowing what was inside.

WTF So we’re just going to watch a whole musical performance now?


STAY Review

The Most Intense IM Chat Of My Life

HIGH Worrying about the mental well-being of a videogame character because I had to go to work.

LOW It’s maybe not the best choice for an extremely busy person.

WTF Death due to head being stuck in window.


This Is Not A Review: Football Manager Touch 2018

Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.

The subject of this installment: Football Manager Touch 2018, developed by Sports Interactive and published by Sega.


Vandals Review

A Short, Sweet Life Of Crime

HIGH Levels stay fresh with only a handful of unique mechanics.

LOW Having a two-song soundtrack is never a good idea.

WTF It’s also a history lesson?