Kojima Delivers
HIGH The constant stream of Likes from people using my structures.
LOW One dreadful product placement.
WTF Guillermo del Toro’s character is voiced by someone else?
Death Stranding Second Opinion
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Pinball FX3: Universal Monsters Pack Review
A Monstrously Good Time
HIGH The Monster Bash multi-ball.
LOW It’s only a two-table pack.
WTF The whole idea behind a monster rock band.
Death Stranding Review
Strands Across America
HIGH The online sharing is one of the coolest things ever in a game.
LOW The storytelling is absolute junk.
WTF Hideo Kojima has all the subtlety of a custard pie to the face.
Deliver Us The Moon Review
Needed An Editor
HIGH Succeeding at the last targeting challenge.
LOW Having to do the last targeting challenge three times.
WTF So we’re really sending just one dude on this mission to save the whole frickin’ world?
Fit For A King Review
Princess By Dawn
HIGH The simulation of absolute monarchy.
LOW Grinding for gold to get to the next highlight.
WTF I just reformed the church so I could marry objects!
AI: The Somnium Files Review
Burned Into My Memory
High It’s a unique take on visual novel storytelling.
Low Significant amounts of oversexualization.
WTF 90% of the male characters are constantly horny.
Hyperforma Review
Rebuilding The Information Superhighway
HIGH Strong art design, the premise is great.
LOW Spinning a laser structure the wrong way and frying my last ball.
WTF Why is barely anything explained?
Doraemon: Story Of Seasons Review
Farming, 22nd Century Style
HIGH: A perfect mix of Harvest Moon and Stardew Valley.
LOW: The first hour is an absolute chore.
WTF: How does Doraemon fit a door into his pockets?
Date-A-Live: Rio Reincarnation Review
More Like Date-A-Lot!
HIGH Mainlining a few novels’ worth of content in half an hour.
LOW Wondering what it was all for.
WTF There’s a giant airship hovering over the city?
Zombie Driver: Immortal Edition
Hell On Wheels
HIGH Glorious zombie carnage.
LOW One can only run over zombies so many times and not be bored.
WTF Why is all in-game dialogue unskippable?!
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