The Deep Space Blues
HIGH That last scene.
LOW The cooling system puzzle is a bit much.
WTF Is that a reference to the Masters of the Universe movie?
Still There Review
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Pokemon Sword and Shield Review
Not Quite The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was
HIGH The new art style and emphasis on the Gym Challenges.
LOW How often the it says “Let the adults take care of things”
WTF Opal being a spiteful old hag.
Disintegration Preview (Closed Beta)
AJ Small
It’s a safe bet that anyone who mentions Disintegration will likely mention Halo in the next sentence due to the developer’s history with that franchise, and it’s probably why people are paying attention to this game. Anyone being honest, though, will then mention that this title (at least in the closed beta) has more in common with Overwatch.
Straimium Immortaly Review
Flying Blind
HIGH Equipping the duck head.
LOW Getting powerups and having no idea what they do.
WTF What is the deal with the writing?
Simulacra Review
The Horror Of Texting
HIGH A smart story in a tight framework.
LOW The acting.
WTF Finding sex offenders is pretty easy on the internet.
Every Game I Played in 2020: January
The title of this article says it all, but I would like to give credit where credit is due and say that this piece was ultimately inspired by @CoreyMotley and @StephenTotilo. Custom art by @Alex_Connolly!
Guildmaster Story Review
Adventurers Of The World, Unite!
HIGH The long legal battle is extremely funny.
LOW Thinking about how scummy most casual game publishers are.
WTF Being the main character’s imaginary friend.
Mistover Review
Darkest (Anime) Dungeon
HIGH Great character designs.
LOW Long random encounters and randomized dungeons.
WTF The Healer making excited sounds when damaged.
Mechwarrior 5: Mercenaries Review
All Systems Phenomenal
HIGH The mech combat is the best it’s been in decades.
LOW Rough edges and jumbled systems dilute the Battletech identity.
WTF What .INI file do I have to edit to get my joystick to work?!
Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order Third Opinion
Force Souls
HIGH Force-pushing an obnoxious bounty hunter droid into a bottomless abyss.
LOW On-rails segments where steering is both necessary and pointlessly difficult.
WTF Did we really need zombies in this Star Wars game?
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