HIGH It’s a marvelous Swiss watch of storytelling and experience.
LOW Selling all of my data a couple of turns too soon.
WTF There’s no ending if you [REDACTED]???
HIGH The potential for sophisticated form and narrative.
LOW …not acting on this potential of its own accord.
WTF There were multiple endings?
HIGH Slo-mo limb-severing explosions.
LOW Replaying the same five minutes ad nauseum.
WTF How big is this dance club?
HIGH Great mechanics, great characters.
LOW The boss of level 6.
WTF An extended streak of terrible luck running at the final level.
HIGH Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
LOW The number of attributes and data for each character makes menus difficult to navigate.
WTF How is there a nation made up solely of pirates?
HIGH It’s a charming, breezy platformer.
LOW Voice acting that borders on unintentionally hilarious.
WTF Why is the first boss harder than the rest?
Here at GameCritics we review all sorts of games. First-person shooters, turn-based strategy, sexy dating sims and more… but one type of title we don’t often cover are student games!
Today we’re making an exception.