The Best Kind Of Crazy Train
HIGH Easy to learn, lots of replayability.
LOW I can’t stop playing.
WTF Candles and plants seems like a bad team-up.
Monster Train Review
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Fort Triumph Review
A (Goblin) Smashing Good Time!
HIGH Extremely customizable difficulty, solid AI and tactics.
LOW Limited number of unit types, occasional wonky camera.
WTF Did the humans build a town in a cave?
Nioh 2 Review
Still Sharp
HIGH Tight action, deep systems. The blue gravestones.
LOW The controller mapping for demon powers makes no sense.
WTF Basic backstabbing is hidden in a locked skill tree.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom – Rehydrated Review
Bringing It Around Town!
HIGH The writing and look of classic SpongeBob.
LOW Textures look a little rough.
WTF What’s up with Mr. Krabs’ voice?
This Is Not A Review: Escape From Life, Inc.
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.
The subject of this installment: Escape From Life, Inc. available on PC, developed and published by Power Burger.
Daymare 1998 Review
Fighter Of The Nightmare!
HIGH Playing as a psychopath early on is enjoyable.
LOW The voice acting and script are laughable.
WTF Why are the sexy nurses from Silent Hill 2 in this game?
Mafia II Definitive Edition Review
Leave This Game, Take The Cannoli
HIGH A story Scorsese would be proud of.
LOW That checkpoint system.
WTF This is what they call a remaster?
Dread X Collection Review
The Product Of Dangerous Minds
HIGH Shatter.
LOW Rotgut.
WTF Mr. Bucket Told Me To.
Galaxy Warfighter Review
Endless Enemies, Endless Sadness
HIGH Smooth controls and a great art style.
LOW Repetitive combat gets old fast.
WTF Why do these ships look like potatoes?
Predator: Hunting Grounds Review
If It Bleeds, It’s Still Hard To Kill
HIGH Looking into the trees and spotting the camouflaged Predator.
LOW Hearing the Predator stomping around like a doof.
WTF So… who won that match?
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