Gotta Go Fast
HIGH Perfecting a chamber and getting that slow-motion effect on the final kill.
LOW Unimaginative bosses.
WTF Could they have at least given the character who inevitably betrays us a less evil-sounding voice?
Ghostrunner Review
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Noita Review
The Magic Wears Off
HIGH Incredible physics.
LOW Dull combat and dark, repetitive levels.
WTF Right, so who the hell am I?
This Is Not A Review: Later Daters (Part Two)
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.
The subject of this installment: Later Daters Part Two available on Nintendo Switch and PC, developed and published by Bloom Digital.
Uppers Review
Punches And Pantsu
HIGH It has a great sense of style.
LOW The framerate tanks this badly on a Vita port?
WTF ‘Chicken Constable Honetsuki Juju’.
Doom Eternal: The Ancient Gods DLC review
A Hell Of A Good Time
HIGH This is some of the finest videogame combat ever created.
LOW Buff Totems are still inexplicably awful additions to any encounter.
WTF They removed the DOOG easter egg? Give it back, cowards!
Iris And The Giant Review
Big Feels
HIGH Everything.
LOW How long it took me to figure out how to deal with black shields.
WTF Why aren’t more roguelike fans talking about this one?
I Am Dead Review
Slicin’ My Way To Heaven
HIGH Finally finding that Gherkin.
LOW Going crazy trying to find all the Gherkins.
WTF Finding out about the fishfolk that live on the island.
Kingdoms Of Amalur: Re-Reckoning Review
Day Of The Do-Over
HIGH A new chance to experience a game ahead of its time…
LOW …that still feels a bit dated today.
WTF It’s still nice to find the old Mass Effect 2 DLC armor, though.
Pendragon Review
Wandering Warriors Of Woe
HIGH Unsurpassed storytelling. Fantastic takes on classic characters.
LOW Some fiendishly difficult battles. Clues are difficult to discern.
WTF Arthur abandoned Excalibur??!?!?
Need For Speed Hot Pursuit Remastered Review
Please Pursue Making Games Like This Again
HIGH Gettin’ dat Bugatti
LOW The soundtrack didn’t get any better with age
WTF Lamborghini cop cars = Defund The Police.
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