According to ESRB, this game contains: Fantasy Violence, Mild Language

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Parents should be okay with the game. There's a little violence, as one might expect from a game about giant metal cats with cannons on their backs, but nothing else objectionable, or even questionable to worry about. The 'mild language' of the warning is never worse than a damn or a hell.

SRPG Fans, even though you may be desperate for a new SRPG game to play, don't lower yourself to this level. Just play Front Mission again. You'll be much, much happier.

Deaf and Hard of Hearing gamers will have quite a bit of trouble, actually. Not in the gameplay, where sound plays nothing but a embellishing role in the proceedings, but the voluminous story sections are completely without subtitles, which would make them seem to drag on even longer than they do, I'd imagine. Luckily, they're entirely skippable.

Daniel Weissenberger

Daniel Weissenberger

What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died?

Nothing relevant to this conversation, that's for sure! Because we're here to talk about (sorry, write and read about, respectively) GC_Danny, who's updating this profile for the first time in thirteen years!

So let's take a gander back at that time and see what's happened! In addition to writing hundreds of video game reviews, Dan produced a book that can be legally purchased by almost anyone! He also wrote two short films, two episodes of television, and two movies! Although, sadly, and through much fault of his own, the movies have yet to be released.

In addition to general game reviewing, he's also dabbled in more long-form work, writing some of the longest and most comprehensive game reviews of all time. Then there's his non-GameCritics blogging, where he's famous as the world's foremost expert on the TV show Criminal Minds, as well as the co-host of a weekly podcast - he's even working on a new videogame/critical experiment, which you can find out more about here!

If all that wasn't enough, just a few months ago he rebranded himself as 'The Hidden Object Guru', hoping to stake another claim of ultimate expertise, this time over a genre of casual games! Will he be successful? Only time will tell, but you're free to join the thrilling ride at his YouTube channel!
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