According to ESRB, this game contains: Blood and Gore

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Parents, you probably shouldn't buy this for your younger children. They may like shooting zombies, but even with the primitive graphics it's a little too gory for pre-teens. It's fine for most teens though, despite the M rating.

Fans of rail shooters may want to check this out. While it's not a stellar example of the genre, it is cleverly designed, with the camera's naturalistic movement along its preset path something of a standout.

Deaf and Hard of Hearing gamers should be fine. You'll miss the growl that signals the approach of certain zombies, but it won't prove too much of a hindrence. I tried playing it with the sound off, and got by just fine.

Daniel Weissenberger

Daniel Weissenberger

What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died?

Nothing relevant to this conversation, that's for sure! Because we're here to talk about (sorry, write and read about, respectively) GC_Danny, who's updating this profile for the first time in thirteen years!

So let's take a gander back at that time and see what's happened! In addition to writing hundreds of video game reviews, Dan produced a book that can be legally purchased by almost anyone! He also wrote two short films, two episodes of television, and two movies! Although, sadly, and through much fault of his own, the movies have yet to be released.

In addition to general game reviewing, he's also dabbled in more long-form work, writing some of the longest and most comprehensive game reviews of all time. Then there's his non-GameCritics blogging, where he's famous as the world's foremost expert on the TV show Criminal Minds, as well as the co-host of a weekly podcast - he's even working on a new videogame/critical experiment, which you can find out more about here!

If all that wasn't enough, just a few months ago he rebranded himself as 'The Hidden Object Guru', hoping to stake another claim of ultimate expertise, this time over a genre of casual games! Will he be successful? Only time will tell, but you're free to join the thrilling ride at his YouTube channel!
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