According to ESRB, this game contains

: Blood, Mild Language, Use of Alcohol and Tobacco, Violence

Robert Ludlum's The Bourne Conspiracy Screenshot

Parents should be okay with their teens playing the game. Other than the removal of the morally complex shading, there's literally nothing more objectionable in the game than it was in the film. If you're fine with them seeing the level of violence, drinking, and smoking in the movie, then the game's cool too.

Fans of the films will probably like to check this one out, since it does a great job of recreating the action they loved in a playable form. Of course, if they liked the films for their complex and morally gray view of the world of espionage, the game won't be too appealing, as all of that has been removed.

XBL Achievement hogs will be impressed with Bourne, as it has the best achievement tracking system I've ever seen. A section of the menu is devoted to listing all of the game's achievements, the criteria for unlocking them, and the player's progress towards doing so. It should serve as an example to everyone making an Xbox 360 game.

Deaf and Hard of Hearing gamers will have a little trouble. In addition to the standard shooting game issue of not being clued in to offscreen gunfire until the bullets start hitting, a sound effect plays in fistfights just before quick-timer events pop up, which means you're going to have to be a little quicker on the trigger than the average gamer. On the upside, dialogue is subtitled, so at least you won't be missing out on the plot.

Daniel Weissenberger

Daniel Weissenberger

What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died?

Nothing relevant to this conversation, that's for sure! Because we're here to talk about (sorry, write and read about, respectively) GC_Danny, who's updating this profile for the first time in thirteen years!

So let's take a gander back at that time and see what's happened! In addition to writing hundreds of video game reviews, Dan produced a book that can be legally purchased by almost anyone! He also wrote two short films, two episodes of television, and two movies! Although, sadly, and through much fault of his own, the movies have yet to be released.

In addition to general game reviewing, he's also dabbled in more long-form work, writing some of the longest and most comprehensive game reviews of all time. Then there's his non-GameCritics blogging, where he's famous as the world's foremost expert on the TV show Criminal Minds, as well as the co-host of a weekly podcast - he's even working on a new videogame/critical experiment, which you can find out more about here!

If all that wasn't enough, just a few months ago he rebranded himself as 'The Hidden Object Guru', hoping to stake another claim of ultimate expertise, this time over a genre of casual games! Will he be successful? Only time will tell, but you're free to join the thrilling ride at his YouTube channel!
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