According to ESRB, this game contains: Blood, Intense Violence, Strong Language

Parents should be concerned. The game is chock full of the bloody violence and harsh language that your children love, and it's your job to keep them away from. So keep them away from this.

FPS fans, you can do worse, but why bother when you can also do a lot better?

X-files Fans looking to hear more David Duchovny talking about aliens might find this game worth a rental, but he doesn't actually have much of a character to speak of. And I can't imagine you're that desperate to hear him languidly discuss what it feels like to turn into a monster.

Deaf and Hard of Hearing Gamers are completely out of luck. For some reason, absolutely none of the game's dialogue is subtitled, which means your entire experience with the story will be limited to onscreen indicators telling you where to go next. Sure, you can still play the game, but frankly, I'd advise boycotting both it and Midway for thinking that, in this day and age, it's acceptable to release a game without subtitling.

Daniel Weissenberger

Daniel Weissenberger

What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died?

Nothing relevant to this conversation, that's for sure! Because we're here to talk about (sorry, write and read about, respectively) GC_Danny, who's updating this profile for the first time in thirteen years!

So let's take a gander back at that time and see what's happened! In addition to writing hundreds of video game reviews, Dan produced a book that can be legally purchased by almost anyone! He also wrote two short films, two episodes of television, and two movies! Although, sadly, and through much fault of his own, the movies have yet to be released.

In addition to general game reviewing, he's also dabbled in more long-form work, writing some of the longest and most comprehensive game reviews of all time. Then there's his non-GameCritics blogging, where he's famous as the world's foremost expert on the TV show Criminal Minds, as well as the co-host of a weekly podcast - he's even working on a new videogame/critical experiment, which you can find out more about here!

If all that wasn't enough, just a few months ago he rebranded himself as 'The Hidden Object Guru', hoping to stake another claim of ultimate expertise, this time over a genre of casual games! Will he be successful? Only time will tell, but you're free to join the thrilling ride at his YouTube channel!
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