According to ESRB, this game contains: Blood and Gore, Intense Violence

Parents be warned: there is literally nothing to this game other than a shark tearing innocent bystanders apart with its giant, constantly re-growing teeth. It's one big piece of objectionable subject matter.

Jaws fans will find little to enjoy here. It doesn't expand the Jaws universe in any meaningful way. There are a few interesting trivia factoids that scroll during the extensive loading screens though, which is at least a sop to the fans.

Deaf and Hard of Hearing gamers will have nothing but troubles with this one. The dialogue isn't subtitled, and there are numerous audio cues in the gameplay that the game would be far more difficult to play without.

Daniel Weissenberger

Daniel Weissenberger

What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died?

Nothing relevant to this conversation, that's for sure! Because we're here to talk about (sorry, write and read about, respectively) GC_Danny, who's updating this profile for the first time in thirteen years!

So let's take a gander back at that time and see what's happened! In addition to writing hundreds of video game reviews, Dan produced a book that can be legally purchased by almost anyone! He also wrote two short films, two episodes of television, and two movies! Although, sadly, and through much fault of his own, the movies have yet to be released.

In addition to general game reviewing, he's also dabbled in more long-form work, writing some of the longest and most comprehensive game reviews of all time. Then there's his non-GameCritics blogging, where he's famous as the world's foremost expert on the TV show Criminal Minds, as well as the co-host of a weekly podcast - he's even working on a new videogame/critical experiment, which you can find out more about here!

If all that wasn't enough, just a few months ago he rebranded himself as 'The Hidden Object Guru', hoping to stake another claim of ultimate expertise, this time over a genre of casual games! Will he be successful? Only time will tell, but you're free to join the thrilling ride at his YouTube channel!
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