According to ESRB, this game contains: Blood, Drug Reference, Intense Violence, Nudity, Sexual Themes, Strong Languange

Parents shouldn't let their children play this game. It's chock full of all the violence and profanity and sex you don't want them seeing. This is a game that sets one level at a porn studio for no other reason than to shoehorn some naked breasts into the game (and because they figured a strip club would be trite). Just so we're clear, I'm saying that if your child is under seventeen years of age, and you buy this for them, you are a bad parent.

Dentists could see a bit of increased interest in their trade if this game is a hit—it's the first time I've seen a game try to depict the sorry state of British orthodenture, and the sight of every character's greenish/brown teeth should provide players with a reminder to brush vigorously.

Deaf and Hard of Hearing gamers are in for a rough time. The cutscenes are subtitled, so the plot won't be a problem, but none of the in-game dialogue is. Unfortunately, a massive amount of information, both plot and gameplay-related is given in-game, which puts Hard of Hearing gamers in an awful predicament—especially in the stealth missions, where Sam's comments to herself are often the only clues about where to go and what to do next.

Daniel Weissenberger

Daniel Weissenberger

What can you say about a twenty-five-year-old girl who died?

Nothing relevant to this conversation, that's for sure! Because we're here to talk about (sorry, write and read about, respectively) GC_Danny, who's updating this profile for the first time in thirteen years!

So let's take a gander back at that time and see what's happened! In addition to writing hundreds of video game reviews, Dan produced a book that can be legally purchased by almost anyone! He also wrote two short films, two episodes of television, and two movies! Although, sadly, and through much fault of his own, the movies have yet to be released.

In addition to general game reviewing, he's also dabbled in more long-form work, writing some of the longest and most comprehensive game reviews of all time. Then there's his non-GameCritics blogging, where he's famous as the world's foremost expert on the TV show Criminal Minds, as well as the co-host of a weekly podcast - he's even working on a new videogame/critical experiment, which you can find out more about here!

If all that wasn't enough, just a few months ago he rebranded himself as 'The Hidden Object Guru', hoping to stake another claim of ultimate expertise, this time over a genre of casual games! Will he be successful? Only time will tell, but you're free to join the thrilling ride at his YouTube channel!
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