HIGH The story is more complex this time, and has shed some of the dumb boob jokes.
LOW I feel kinda bad for you, Final Boss, but the Final Fantasy multiphase fight thing really annoys me.
WTF That wasn’t even the final boss?!
High Killing the dragon for the first time.
Low Starting New Game Plus and forgetting to switch Cecilia’s spells.
WTF: The ending made me sad, and I don’t think it was a Bad Ending. It was just… the ending.
HIGH The beautiful art style and story…
LOW …which is slow to develop and feels like a setup for the sequel.
WTF The girls who want to be sex slaves. And it’s a running gag.
HIGH There’s so much to do!
LOW There’s so much to do!
WTF Putting my sheep and rabbit in the barn at night, then finding them outside the next morning. Repeatedly.
HIGH The gorgeous art and lovable characters.
LOW I wish it were longer.
WTF Don’t throw the cat out the window, dude!
HIGH This Easy Mode stacks!
LOW The combat is the worst it’s been since the original Hyperdimension Neptunia
WTF Why does Noire have a boyfriend?
HIGH The humor and likable characters
LOW I miss the sequels’ enhancements that make grinding easier
WTF I miss the sequels’ enhancements that make it easier
HIGH I have never seen the difficulty of doing basic things while depressed dramatized so well.
LOW The ten-minute play time doesn't leave room for much else.
WTF Wait—there was a story? Like, a real story?
HIGH Letting Blanc unleash hell with her huge hammer in goddess form.
LOW My copy crashing every 20-40 minutes.
WTF "Adults could get arrested just for looking at us."
HIGH The cute androids. The catchy music. The frenzied, strategic battles.
LOW Wow, this game got harder since the preview version.
WTF No, really—why is it so difficult?
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