The Busy-ness Of Farm Work
HIGH There’s so much to do!
LOW There’s so much to do!
WTF Putting my sheep and rabbit in the barn at night, then finding them outside the next morning. Repeatedly.
HIGH The humor and likable characters
LOW I miss the sequels’ enhancements that make grinding easier
WTF I miss the sequels’ enhancements that make it easier
HIGH I have never seen the difficulty of doing basic things while depressed dramatized so well.
LOW The ten-minute play time doesn't leave room for much else.
WTF Wait—there was a story? Like, a real story?
HIGH Letting Blanc unleash hell with her huge hammer in goddess form.
LOW My copy crashing every 20-40 minutes.
WTF "Adults could get arrested just for looking at us."
HIGH The cute androids. The catchy music. The frenzied, strategic battles.
LOW Wow, this game got harder since the preview version.
WTF No, really—why is it so difficult?
HIGH Experiencing video game history for the first time. Again.
LOW …including the stuff I've always hated.
WTF Why aren't I out of this cave yet?
HIGH This game sure is pretty.
LOW There are a lot of tsundere characters.
WTF I don't think boobs work that way.
High: The complexity of the moral choices is interesting.
Low: Gameplay is simple. And not in a good way.
WTF: A red-haired, black-wearing antiheroine who sounds like Michelle Ruff? Where have we seen that before?