Don't max out the data plan
HIGH Hacking alarms, phones, radios and doors to mess with guards.
LOW Episode Four.
WTF Episode Four.
Author: Tayo Stalnaker
The Blue Flamingo Review
Bang and a Whimper
HIGH Interesting visuals.
LOW Careening into enemies when I'm not even touching the controller.
WTF No boss battles?! Really?!
Gauntlet Review
Insert ‘Needs Food' Joke Here
HIGH Playing through the entire game with a full group of people.
LOW Myself or party members disconnecting during online
WTF Why aren't potions available to buy in the shop?
The Detail, Episode 1: Where The Dead Lie Review
Future Uncertain
HIGH The wonderful art design.
LOW We get it, he hates his job…
WTF Don't detectives have more strategies than "good cop, bad cop"?
The Witch And The Hundred Knight Review
Sir Loots-a-Lot
HIGH The attack animations look cool.
LOW Suffering through some truly awful dialogue.
WTF "Your ti**ies look like a couple of big ol' turkeys!"
Game Dev Tycoon Review
Falls A Bit Short
HIGH The satisfying "ding" that sounds when a game is complete.
LOW A game getting perfect review scores but barely selling.
WTF I haven't updated my physics engine since the 90s and I'm still turning a profit.
Moebius: Empire Rising Review
Moebius Slip
HIGH The air of mystery at the beginning of the game.
LOW Everything that came after the beginning.
WTF "Rape likelihood 28%"
Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn Review
Do Over!
HIGH The music during the Ultima Weapon fight.
LOW Lag death.
WTF Someone needs to give Square-Enix an intervention for their crystal addiction.
Battlefield 4 Review
Safe Bet
HIGH Watching a massive tower collapse in multiplayer.
LOW The uninspired, bland single-player campaign.
WTF Seriously, why do I have to launch this game from my browser?
Memoria Review
Accessible Adventure
HIGH Witnessing the gigantic setpieces in Sadja's story.
LOW The forest maze.
WTF Seriously, a forest maze?!
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