Author: Sparky Clarkson

Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Review

HIGH Dealing 5 million damage and completely healing my party on the verge of defeat.

LOW Nuking a boss before a cutscene where the same boss was wrecking my party.

WTF Can we not have a colony full of preteens in skintight suits please?


Ubisoft Forward 2022: Assassin’s Creed Showcase

In 2007, Assassin’s Creed fused elements of stealth and platforming gameplay into something new. An imperfect and at times clunky game, it nonetheless sparked wide interest thanks to its unique approach to play and strikingly detailed historical setting. With a few further refinements, it became a landmark franchise.


Amnesia: Rebirth Review

Circling In The Dark

HIGH A played childbirth sequence is a bold choice.

LOW Oh, the rug is being pulled out at the last second again! Color me surprised.

WTF So many matches and oilcans in these ancient Roman ruins!


This Is Not A Review: Wintermoor Tactics Club

Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.

The subject of this installment: Wintermoor Tactics Club, developed by EVC and published by Versus Evil.


Moon Review

Because That’s What Heroes Do

HIGH Saving Perogon.

LOW Every second playing the awful spaceship minigame.

WTF What happens when you follow the Baker home from the bar.