Author: Sparky Clarkson

Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth Complete

Sheesh… Rookies

HIGH Finally getting one of the di-digivolutions (no that’s not misspelled) to work.

LOW The Bancho Leomon boss fight, which features an attack that instantly kills 2/3 party
members… repeatedly.

WTF One boss consumes a character, who then appears on the boss wearing a ball gag. It’s for kids!


The Alliance Alive HD Remastered

Second Time Ain’t The Charm

HIGH Robbins’ dialogue.

LOW The Crystal Realm, awkwardly structured and burdened with a bad dungeon.

WTF More than once, a character meets new people and immediately commits treason on their behalf.


Deliver Us The Moon Review

Needed An Editor

HIGH Succeeding at the last targeting challenge.

LOW Having to do the last targeting challenge three times.

WTF So we’re really sending just one dude on this mission to save the whole frickin’ world?


The Sojourn Review

Stay A While, Don’t Listen

HIGH The “Vivid Nightmare” level.

LOW Trying to inch along bridges while keeping an eye in view.

WTF “The more you reap the more you sow”?


Gravity Ghost Review

A Gentler Fox Hunt

HIGH The Mouse Guardian.

LOW The “Starstuff” levels require more precision than the controls deliver.

WTF Girl, I don’t think you really wanna hug that porcupine.