HIGH Finally getting to an environment that isn’t swamp or snow.
LOW The first time I fast-traveled at moderate health and got killed by enemies before the world finished loading.
WTF How does this arrangement of swamp, blazing hot coal fields, and bitterly cold snow zones even exist?
HIGH Jumping off a cliff that’s too high.
LOW Oh good, time to cross the map for an important resource again.
WTF From the recipes, it appears that this bread is made from fish oil?
HIGH The Old Man’s “love” sequence.
LOW Trying to chop the zucchini.
WTF What is this platforming puzzle even about?
HIGH Defending perfectly against a huge wave of enemies and knocking them all out with a body slam.
LOW The second boss’s pinpoint long-range attack.
WTF No more books?
HIGH The whole encounter with Larissa.
LOW A character dying because a safe-sounding dialogue option wasn’t.
WTF These cocktails might be better if they contained something else besides hard liquor.
HIGH The game wasn’t too long.
LOW An arrow shot me through a rock. Twice!
WTF Why do big, red-eyed creatures with weapons run away from this tiny unarmed dude?
HIGH Jumping back and forth between air streams.
LOW The second third fourth boss fight.
WTF Bosses that ignore special attacks.
HIGH Racing through an exploding train filled with… lava?
LOW Most boss fights go on way too long.
WTF What on earth happened to that poor badge merchant?
HIGH The frog monster.
LOW The conversation at the end of the teenager episode.
WTF This is actually a pretty big house.
HIGH Clearing the forest’s corruption.
LOW Where am I supposed to go now?
WTF The final choice.
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