Maybe Too Simple?
HIGH Soaring around the fountain in “Romance”.
LOW Being repeatedly led to my death by the little light in “Hope”.
WTF What is with the giant snails and flowers?
Arise: A Simple Story Review
Author: Sparky Clarkson
Deliver Us The Moon Review
Needed An Editor
HIGH Succeeding at the last targeting challenge.
LOW Having to do the last targeting challenge three times.
WTF So we’re really sending just one dude on this mission to save the whole frickin’ world?
The Sojourn Review
Stay A While, Don’t Listen
HIGH The “Vivid Nightmare” level.
LOW Trying to inch along bridges while keeping an eye in view.
WTF “The more you reap the more you sow”?
Solo: Islands Of The Heart (PS4) Review
Forever Alone
HIGH The shadow-puzzle rooms.
LOW The concept
WTF The unambiguously male character is an old dude with a white beard?
Gravity Ghost Review
A Gentler Fox Hunt
HIGH The Mouse Guardian.
LOW The “Starstuff” levels require more precision than the controls deliver.
WTF Girl, I don’t think you really wanna hug that porcupine.
Heaven’s Vault Review
The Rosetta Bot
HIGH “I know.
I felled it.”
LOW Searching
the low-flow rivers for locations.
WTF Why can’t
Aliya identify the most obvious particle fusions?
Flood Of Light Review
Leave It Underwater
HIGH Fixing the little robots.
LOW Ending a stage just out of position to light up a wick.
WTF I guess it just… ends.
1979 Revolution: Black Friday Review
An Old Country Turns Young
HIGH When the whole crowd bows to pray.
LOW Trying to navigate the “stories” screen.
WTF Devs, please stop telling me some character “will remember that”.
The Mooseman Review
The Light, the Heat
HIGH The sun rising over the lake.
LOW A totally illegible “stealth” section involving hiding from a fish.
WTF A giant spider killed me, then I immediately died again when I respawned.
Rainbow Skies Review
Coulda Used That Pot Of Gold
HIGH Blowing through the final boss’ second form without taking damage.
LOW Any fight with more than six enemies.
WTF Who thought all these attack cutaways were a good idea?
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