Coulda Used That Pot Of Gold
HIGH Blowing through the final boss’ second form without taking damage.
LOW Any fight with more than six enemies.
WTF Who thought all these attack cutaways were a good idea?
Author: Sparky Clarkson
Shape Of The World Review
Shapeless
HIGH The music is great and the sound of the walkways appearing always works well with it.
LOW Trying to aim at monoliths on the mountain.
WTF I’m planting… stalagmites?
Smoke And Sacrifice Review
Swunge-ing In The Deep
HIGH Finally getting to an environment that isn’t swamp or snow.
LOW The first time I fast-traveled at moderate health and got killed by enemies before the world finished loading.
WTF How does this arrangement of swamp, blazing hot coal fields, and bitterly cold snow zones even exist?
Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (Switch) Review
Getting There Slowly
HIGH Jumping off a cliff that’s too high.
LOW Oh good, time to cross the map for an important resource again.
WTF From the recipes, it appears that this bread is made from fish oil?
The Way of Life: Definitive Edition Review
Not This Way
HIGH The Old Man’s “love” sequence.
LOW Trying to chop the zucchini.
WTF What is this platforming puzzle even about?
Way Of The Passive Fist Review
Passive PUNCH!
HIGH Defending perfectly against a huge wave of enemies and knocking them all out with a body slam.
LOW The second boss’s pinpoint long-range attack.
WTF No more books?
The Red Strings Club Review
This Tequila Tastes Like Regret
HIGH The whole encounter with Larissa.
LOW A character dying because a safe-sounding dialogue option wasn’t.
WTF These cocktails might be better if they contained something else besides hard liquor.
Toby: The Secret Mine Review
Keep It A Secret
HIGH The game wasn’t too long.
LOW An arrow shot me through a rock. Twice!
WTF Why do big, red-eyed creatures with weapons run away from this tiny unarmed dude?
Pankapu Review
Hard Dreaming
HIGH Jumping back and forth between air streams.
LOW The second third fourth boss fight.
WTF Bosses that ignore special attacks.
A Hat In Time Review
HIGH Racing through an exploding train filled with… lava?
LOW Most boss fights go on way too long.
WTF What on earth happened to that poor badge merchant?
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