HIGH Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women.
LOW The number of attributes and data for each character makes menus difficult to navigate.
WTF How is there a nation made up solely of pirates?
Author: Mitch Z
Firegirl: Hack ‘N Splash Rescue Review
It’s Getting Hot In Here
HIGH An appealing art style with neat background and lighting design.
LOW The randomly-generated levels hold back the quality of the platforming.
WTF How am I getting thousands of ‘fans?’ Am I streaming these dangerous rescue operations? Who’s filming this!?
Cris Tales Review
Like DuckTales, But With Cris
HIGH An ambitious story and battle system that combine many ideas cohesively.
LOW The lack of quality-of-life features.
WTF The last third of the story.
Monster Rancher 1 & 2 DX Review
Oh Wow, It Is A Ranch!
HIGH Summoning and raising monsters exactly how I want.
LOW Not being able to hit an opponent repeatedly during battle.
WTF What is a ‘Suezo’?
Let’s Build A Zoo Review
Rabbits Are An Economic Powerhouse
HIGH Plenty of options for customizing and tweaking.
LOW Menus aren’t very intuitive.
WTF I dressed the stray dog up as a lion.
Astria Ascending Review
The Power Of Fruit
HIGH A lengthy, high quality Japanese-inspired RPG with plenty of modern amenities.
LOW A few frustrating enemy encounters and a sometimes-confused story.
WTF Why does everyone hate the little fish people so much?
Stellaris: Nemesis Review
I Became My Own Worst Enemy
HIGH Surviving long enough to witness a galactic empire rise to glory… or infamy.
LOW Having my empire absorbed repeatedly by mid-game.
WTF The xenophobic AI humans hated me while I was playing as human.
Maneater (Switch) Review
A Brave Commentary On Pica
HIGH Jumping twenty feet in the air, landing on a group of beachgoers, and chucking one like a football.
LOW The combat can sometimes be difficult to follow underwater.
WTF Sharks can double-jump?
Mad Devils Review
Driving Me Mad
Good: Some interesting game mechanics.
Bad: Procedural generation leads to confusing pathways toward objectives.
WTF: Numerous glitches, including spontaneous player death.
Pac-Man 99 Review
Digital Competitive Eating
HIGH Planning out my route and eating a whole string of ghosts at once.
LOW Getting blockaded by red versions of Pac-Man.
WTF The theme DLCs.
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