Zag Out Of Hell
HIGH Zeus’ chain-lightning boons.
LOW The fourth biome is less interesting than the preceding three.
WTF Surely I’ll hit repeat dialogue eventually, right…?
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Author: Mike Suskie
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HIGH Nailing the timing needed to consistently counter enemies. LOW Having to use an item once before knowing what it does. WTF An area that almost looks like something out of Control. HIGH It’s staggeringly beautiful. LOW I never want to hear the word “honor” ever again. WTF The absolute stockpile of headbands I’ve accumulated. HIGH It looks great. LOW It’s dark, confusing and boring. WTF Did they just pull a guy off the street and ask him to do voiceovers? Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z. The subject of this installment: Fight Crab, developed by Calappa Games and published by Playism. HIGH Just watching the monster do its thing. LOW The lack of a map occasionally makes navigation frustrating. WTF Why do humans have such trouble dislodging themselves from ladders? Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z. The subject of this installment: MindSeize, developed and published by Kamina Dimension. HIGH Looking into the trees and spotting the camouflaged Predator. LOW Hearing the Predator stomping around like a doof. WTF So… who won that match? HIGH Harvesting spinal fluid. LOW Repetition severely dampens the scares. WTF An enemy type straight out of Left 4 Dead.Mortal Shell Review
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