Author: Mike Suskie

Seven: The Days Long Gone Review

The Three-Quarter Thief

HIGH Polymers. Sweet, precious polymers.

LOW Opening a roof window, not being able to look down through it, jumping in, and falling to my death.

WTF The name “Peh” never doesn’t sound ridiculous.


Divinity: Original Sin II Review

No Longer Original, But Still Divine

HIGH Sending Crispin, the undead philosopher, into an existential collapse.

LOW Side quests often fail to close properly.

WTF An out-of-place Pipe Mania-esque puzzle in the final dungeon.


Doom Review (Switch)

 Hell To Go

HIGH Doom on a handheld! And it’s okay!

LOW The font size is way too small for the Switch’s screen.

WTF I’m still distracted by the “demonic voice” sounding like Dr. Claw.


The Evil Within 2 Review

The Dream Is Collapsing

HIGH Exploring Union.

LOW The writing, and Tango’s expectation that we care this time.

WTF So their intent is to put everyone on the planet in this machine?!


Inmates Review

Mystery Meat HIGH A solid-enough intro. LOW My character recoiling in terror at Roy the security guard. WTF That English translation. Yikes.   I can’t find much information on Davit Andreasyan, the creator of Inmates. This appears to be his first commercial videogame, and if the credits are to be […]