Author: Josh Tolentino
This! Is! Pars!
HIGH Surprisingly enough for a Warriors game, the story…
LOW …that ends halfway through.
WTF A naïve young prince with a kill count in the tens of thousands?!
The Only Good Bug…
HIGH EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF!
LOW Aiming weapons in midair with the Pale Wing
WTF The Pale Wing's movement on the ground
HIGH Every word coming out of Bunnylord's mouth.
LOW Sliding when I meant to take cover.
WTF "I'm going to get the one with chocolate sprinkles and bits of man in it."
No Idol To Worship
HIGH Setting up a perfect chain of Harmonics attacks
LOW The wet dishrag of a main character
WTF Making "old lady" jokes at the expense of a… 28-year-old?!
The Threat In Our Stars.
HIGH Assembling the right power builds for my team and demons.
LOW Not knowing whether I gained any favor from dialog scenes.
WTF Hard to believe all these flip-phones seemed like the future less than five years ago…
HIGH Rolling a fully-equipped Hand of Ruk right over the enemy base
LOW Feeling more like a power line repairman when playing as Human against a harassment-focused opponent
WTF Those freaky little baby arms on the Beta characters' torsos