HIGH You can basically turn off combat.
LOW Trying to figure out exactly when events will trigger.
WTF Was not expecting the ‘keep honey away from bears’ minigame!
HIGH You can basically turn off combat.
LOW Trying to figure out exactly when events will trigger.
WTF Was not expecting the ‘keep honey away from bears’ minigame!
HIGH Day in the Woods.
LOW That was an abrupt resolution.
WTF Why do I have to download the prologue separately?
HIGH Picking up zombies and using them as a club to smash other zombies.
LOW The boss whose whole mechanic simply doesn’t work.
WTF I just got that boss so drunk he had to spend ten seconds vomiting all over the arena.
HIGH There’s a button just for petting the cute sidekick.
LOW Trying to track down those last few letters.
WTF That last climb is CRAZY.
The stone tower is so tall that, standing at the bottom, a human can’t see the top of it.
HIGH The high-speed tunnel chase!
LOW Trying to pour a beer.
WTF Wow, the developers really hate Greenpeace, huh?
Alone in the Dark is back! After a 15 year absence — and yes, I’m aware of the terrible co-op shooter from 2015, it doesn’t count – the literal first name in survival horror is back! GameCritics was invited to an online preview event, and I have thoughts!
HIGH The ‘baseball challenge’ secret bosses.
LOW The final boss.
WTF That ninja sure loves kittens and pupies!
HIGH There’s so much to do this time!
LOW The titular key.
WTF Okay, so I guess they’re just never going to get together?
HIGH The scientist boss.
LOW How utterly broken the wasteland Brutes are.
WTF Sacrificing people for gear is a disturbing mechanic!
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