Insert ‘Still Alive’ Joke Here
HIGH An excellent introduction to an entire genre.
LOW YUP. WE GET IT. CAKES.
WTF I still can’t believe this is a thing.
Author: Jarrod Johnston
Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney (3DS) Review
I Have Some Objections
HIGH The final case might be the highlight of the entire series.
LOW No love for Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth?
WTF Why can’t I speed up the text? This has been a problem for FIFTEEN YEARS.
Microsoft Reloads: A Look At The Xbox One X
In the two-horse race for console superiority, it’s clearly been Sony out in front this generation. The Xbox One launched with bad press, an ugly design, slim pickings when it came to console exclusives, and a clear disadvantage when it came to the quality of multiplatform releases, but Microsoft’s fortune may be changing…
Jarrod’s Top 10 Of 2017
The ten best experiences GameCritics.com staffer Jarrod Johnston had in 2017
Okami HD Review
The Legend Of… Amaterasu
HIGH This version is best possible way to play an absolute classic.
LOW The implementation of the brush mechanics is still a little finicky.
WTF I wanna party with Issun.
Dead Rising 4: Frank’s Big Package (PS4) Review
Best Xmas Game Ever? Best Xmas Game Ever.
HIGH It’s absolutely brimming with content.
LOW They’ve taken out a lot of what made Dead Rising unique.
WTF In a weird way, I finally got a new Viewtiful Joe game!
Need For Speed: Payback Review
Not Wanted
HIGH I didn’t pay for it.
LOW Every time anyone opens their yap.
WTF Couldn’t spring for live action cutscenes anymore? Really, EA?
Gran Turismo: Sport Review
As Cool As A Lamborghini, And About As Practical.
HIGH The online championship has the potential to truly be something special
LOW Pretty much everything else for anyone not interested in it.
WTF Seeing a screen reminding me how Windows gained massive popularity in 1995.
Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus Review
FUCK ALL NAZIS
HIGH: Too many memorable moments and setpieces to count.
LOW: No option to make all of the Nazis look like Richard Spencer.
WTF: Are we really at the point where some good ol’ fashioned Nazi slaughter is a political statement?
This Is Not A Review Yet: Gran Turismo Sport
Welcome to This Is Not A Review Yet, not to be confused with This Is Not A Review. In this new, crazy digital age of early access titles and huge chunks of games being tied directly to ever-changing online modes and events, it’s making less and less sense to review certain […]
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