Author: Jarrod Johnston

Super Meat Boy Forever Review

Throwing The Bandaged Hamburger Baby Out With The Bathwater

HIGH This team can still make a game that controls with expert precision.

LOW Zero flair and zero soul to speak of.

WTF…did anybody at Team Meat ever write down what people liked about the first game?


The Last Of Us Part II Review

I Need A Drink And A Hug

HIGH A peerless and inspiring new standard for accessibility options

LOW A seeming disinterest in moving the medium forward mechanically.

WTF: …Man did y’all have to release this right now?


Editor’s note: This review contains NO SPOILERS for The Last of Us 2, but does discuss the ending of The Last of Us in spoiler-level detail.


Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order Second Opinion

All The Force Puns Were Taken. It’s A Great Videogame.

HIGH Mike was right. Deflecting blaster shots is pretty dope.

LOW Failing that damn Padawan wallrunning test twenty times

WTF Dear EA, Please fire the dolt in marketing who spoiled the coolest reveal in a commercial.