Author: Jarrod Johnston

Contra Anniversary Collection Review

If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It

HIGH Getting a re-release of Hard Corps after 25 years is awesome.

LOW Saying the collection features ten games is a tad disingenuous.

WTF Probotector is a real thing? That’s astoundingly dumb and I love it so much.


F1 2019 Review

Rubbin’, Son, Is Racin’

HIGH The Formula 2 addition is both substantial and welcome

LOW The “Legends” DLC is a monumental disappointment

WTF A setting for tax evasion would make it more authentic


Observation Review

Daisy… Daaaaaiiissyyyyy

HIGH Exemplary production values and atmosphere.

LOW It’s a great 8hr game that could’ve been an extraordinary 6hr game.

WTF: Ok, this style of play has officially become its own genre now.


Team Sonic Racing Review

Everybody’s Super Sonic Racin’ To Mediocrity

HIGH That opening theme song, yo.

LOW Lacks the pizzazz and nostalgia that made the previous such a good time.

WTF Sega had one job: put Segata Sanshiro in the game. They failed.