Excuse Me…
HIGH SHENMUE III IS A REAL VIDEOGAME AND I PLAYED IT.
LOW Will be seen as as laughably dated to newcomers.
WTF The 19 different ways western voice actors say the name “Ryo”.
Shenmue III Review
Author: Jarrod Johnston
Ghostbusters: The Videogame Remastered Review
Choose The Form Of The Destructor
HIGH About a bajillion times better than the 2016 movie.
LOW Not the strongest remaster. It’s also incomplete.
WTF Dan Aykroyd’s actual thoughts on ghosts, and many other topics.
Death Stranding Review
Strands Across America
HIGH The online sharing is one of the coolest things ever in a game.
LOW The storytelling is absolute junk.
WTF Hideo Kojima has all the subtlety of a custard pie to the face.
Doraemon: Story Of Seasons Review
Farming, 22nd Century Style
HIGH: A perfect mix of Harvest Moon and Stardew Valley.
LOW: The first hour is an absolute chore.
WTF: How does Doraemon fit a door into his pockets?
Valfaris Review
No One Can Destroy The Metal
HIGH This game shreds so damn hard.
LOW Umm… Uhh… The story is kinda meh?
WTF: It’s a 2D side-scrolling indie action platformer that isn’t a Metroidvania?!?
Grandia HD Collection Review
Pure JRPG Comfort Food
HIGH Two bonafide JRPG classics presented the best they’ve ever been…
LOW …But still not presented in a manner fitting for games such as these.
WTF I’m so sick of HD “collections” that are incomplete.
Catherine: Full Body Review
Do Losers Dream Of Erotic Sheep?
HIGH The gameplay improvements make it oddly competitive.
LOW Vincent Brooks continues to be terrible.
WTF That butt monster thing that chases Vincent.
Wolfenstein: Youngblood Review
Not Enough Brie On The Wienerschnitzel
HIGH Slaughtering digital Nazis is still the catnip I need these days
LOW A surprising lack of pizzazz.
WTF Was making the twins meat-headed ‘bros’ a weird attempt at equality?
Contra Anniversary Collection Review
If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It
HIGH Getting a re-release of Hard Corps after 25 years is awesome.
LOW Saying the collection features ten games is a tad disingenuous.
WTF Probotector is a real thing? That’s astoundingly dumb and I love it so much.
F1 2019 Review
Rubbin’, Son, Is Racin’
HIGH The Formula 2 addition is both substantial and welcome
LOW The “Legends” DLC is a monumental disappointment
WTF A setting for tax evasion would make it more authentic
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