Not Enough Brie On The Wienerschnitzel
HIGH Slaughtering digital Nazis is still the catnip I need these days
LOW A surprising lack of pizzazz.
WTF Was making the twins meat-headed ‘bros’ a weird attempt at equality?
Wolfenstein: Youngblood Review
Author: Jarrod Johnston
Contra Anniversary Collection Review
If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It
HIGH Getting a re-release of Hard Corps after 25 years is awesome.
LOW Saying the collection features ten games is a tad disingenuous.
WTF Probotector is a real thing? That’s astoundingly dumb and I love it so much.
F1 2019 Review
Rubbin’, Son, Is Racin’
HIGH The Formula 2 addition is both substantial and welcome
LOW The “Legends” DLC is a monumental disappointment
WTF A setting for tax evasion would make it more authentic
Trover Saves The Universe Review
Plumbus Not Included
HIGH One of the funniest games ever made for those into Justin Roiland’s style…
LOW …And a fairly mundane platformer for everyone else.
WTF There’s so much WTF here.
Observation Review
Daisy… Daaaaaiiissyyyyy
HIGH Exemplary production values and atmosphere.
LOW It’s a great 8hr game that could’ve been an extraordinary 6hr game.
WTF: Ok, this style of play has officially become its own genre now.
Team Sonic Racing Review
Everybody’s Super Sonic Racin’ To Mediocrity
HIGH That opening theme song, yo.
LOW Lacks the pizzazz and nostalgia that made the previous such a good time.
WTF Sega had one job: put Segata Sanshiro in the game. They failed.
Kingdom Hearts III Second Opinion
Successful Saga Surcease
HIGH Tom Hanks’ brother voices Woody.
LOW Maybe 20% of people who play will get the satisfaction that I did.
WTF Kingdom Hearts.
Castlevania Anniversary Collection Review
Nothing Miserable About This Pile Of Secrets
HIGH Castlevania III is the greatest NES game ever made. Fight me.
LOW Trying to get excited for sub-par Game Boy games on a 4KTV.
WTF Why did it take 25 years to re-release Castlevania: Bloodlines?
God’s Trigger Review
Hardly Godly
HIGH: Co-op is a solid addition to the Hotline Miami formula.
LOW The gameplay is average, the rest is terrible.
WTF Pages from a Maxim-style softcore porn mag are the collectibles.
The Difficulty Of Sekiro: Not As Easy As It Seems
The debate surrounding the notion of a lower difficulty setting in From Software’s latest game, Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, has reminded me of another exceptionally difficult ninja game and how it handled a lower difficulty setting — Ninja Gaiden.
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