Author: GC Staff

Freaky Awesome Review

More Mutation Needed

High Quirky roguelike that mutates the dungeon and the player.

Low So many bugs — and the insect enemies are pretty bad too.

WTF Lemme get this straight… I’m doing this for my dog?


Manifest 99 Review

Don’t Play It, Feel It

HIGH Emotionally responding to anthropomorphic animals.

LOW Brevity is the soul of wit, and apparently it’s the soul of this game too.

WTF The feeling of shame I felt when a passenger succumbed to my stares.


Factotum 90 Review (PS4)

Chatting With Noel And Barbara

HIGH Each stage ending with a “conversation” between Noel and Barbara.

LOW Did no one think to use any other paint color besides brown?

WTF Are the collectables for?


Skipper Review

Pathways For Your Neural Pathways

HIGH Beautifully simplistic visuals.

LOW No colorblind options.

WTF It’s cubes and cubes and cubes.


Namco Museum Review (Switch)

Pictures Without An Exhibition

 

HIGH Solid emulation quality and a wealth of configuration options.

LOW No supplemental museum-style content, HD rumble is uneven, challenge modes aren’t interesting.

WTF Why let players rotate the display without rotating or reorienting the controls to match?


Glo Review

Shine Bright Like A… Square?

HIGH The first boss dashing my square to pieces over and over.

LOW Everything about Level 74.

WTF  …Seriously just Level 74.


Picross S Review

S Stands For Satisfactory

HIGH Solid Picross puzzles on a new system

LOW Having a puzzle nearly completed, but unable to locate one minor mistake!

WTF The electrical outlet puzzle is just a glorified rectangle


Astral Traveler Review

The Fast And The Frustrating

HIGH Zooming around the outside of the pipe levels

LOW The inaccurate, frustrating controls

WTF There are flying sections but the spaceship crashes when it flies off a track?