Green Is Good, Red Is Dead
High Puzzle platforming at its finest.
Low Some of the puzzles are a bit obtuse.
WTF I don’t want to know what the first boss is…
Author: Eugene Sax
Stay Safe Review
Race, Die, Retry
High: Colorful graphics with a fantastic soundtrack
Low: Sluggish controls in levels requiring precise reactions
WTF: Am I trying to race out of hell?
Darkest Dungeon: The Color Of Madness Review
All That Glitters Is… Mad
HIGH New game balancing brings new strategies.
LOW The new trinkets aren’t always worth their price.
WTF Why is this big rock so hard to find on this farm?
Horizon Chase Turbo Review
Cruis’n The World At Top Speed
High Classic arcade racing at its finest.
Low The repetitive play is best in small doses.
WTF I should definitely be dead after that crash….
Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey Redux Review
Fighting The Dark Side Of Humanity
High A faithful return to the material with new additions.
Low Might be offputting for those who aren’t familiar with the series.
WTF The baby with spider legs still haunts my nightmares.
Monster Prom Review
Do The Mash!
High It’s a visual novel disguised as a party game.
Low Characters seem to have weird double standards.
WTF The entire game.
Regalia: Of Men And Monarchs – Royal Edition Review
Long Live The King
HIGH It’s a concise RPG brimming with content and character.
LOW The fixed camera makes it hard to see what’s going on.
WTF The quest to prove to a zombie that he’s dead.
Seven Deadly Sins: Knights Of Britannia Review
We’ve Got Some Steak, But Not Much Sizzle…
High An anime take on medieval Britain and King Arthur.
Low The game only recaps the anime, and not much else.
WTF Owning a bar that is the hat of a giant pig is normal in this world.
Penny-Punching Princess Review
Money Makes The World Go ‘Round
High Money used as a resource for fighting is fantastic.
Low Both control schemes the game offers are poor.
WTF Why does everyone in this world have a southern drawl?
Symmetry Review
In Space, No One Can Hear You Swear
High Deep space survival has never felt so perfect.
Low It’s also punishing to the point of frustration.
WTF Why is there a button to kill my people?
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