Author: Eugene Sax

Patobox Review

Give ‘Em The Ol’ One-Two!

HIGH Stylish environments and characters.

LOW Everything except the fighting.

WTF Why do duck genes turn people psychotic?


Alter Army Review

Action Amidst A Forgotten World

HIGH Stylish, high-energy action.

LOW Gamebreaking bugs are still being patched.

WTF Who is this character wearing green stretch pants without a shirt?


Stay Safe Review

Race, Die, Retry

High: Colorful graphics with a fantastic soundtrack

Low: Sluggish controls in levels requiring precise reactions

WTF: Am I trying to race out of hell?