Heartbroken
HIGH Beautiful visuals from the entire series.
LOW There’s no meat to the story.
WTF The Frozen song.
Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Memory Review
Author: Eugene Sax
Eugene’s Top Ten of 2020
Wasting no words, staffer Eugene Sax lays out his top picks for 2020!
Orangeblood Review
Slang And Swearing Only
HIGH Pixel Neo Noir looks great.
LOW Lackluster and inconsistent combat.
WTF The number of memes.
Watch Dogs Legion Review
Resistance & Revenge Without Retribution
HIGH A unique and lengthy list of playable characters.
LOW The story suffers severely with no central protagonist driving it.
WTF The quirk of “Dies Randomly”
Tears of Avia Review
Mediocre & Glitchy
HIGH The character art in stills.
LOW Glitch-filled. Mediocre combat.
WTF The severe lack of character development
Disc Room Review
On Jupiter, Disc Scratch You!
HIGH Mechanically superb with a surprising story.
LOW The low-light rooms.
WTF What am I using to clone myself?
Re:Turn – One Way Trip Review
The Truth Will Set You Free
HIGH Beautiful sprite work and music.
LOW Unexpectedly being able to die late in the game.
WTF How is this skeleton pregnant?
Bartlow’s Dread Machine Review
More Oil Needed
HIGH Fantastic style, surprising story.
LOW Act 5.
WTF Being attacked by shrimp and dynamite.
Mini Motor Racing X Review
A Titular Amount Of Content
HIGH Quick races and co-op career modes.
LOW Too much padding to extend the game’s length.
WTF Mini mode for a mini racer seems excessive.
Tsubasa: Rise Of New Champions Review
The Ball Is My Friend
HIGH A great tutorial.
LOW A long-winded story.
WTF 6’8” and 250 lbs. is not a middle schooler.
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