In Soviet Russia Platform Jumps YOU!
HIGH Watching fire change its behavior because you redefined "up."
LOW Watching your body break apart for the 58th time.
WTF Bats versus lizard in an epic battle!
HIGH Watching fire change its behavior because you redefined "up."
LOW Watching your body break apart for the 58th time.
WTF Bats versus lizard in an epic battle!
HIGH The world is metal.
LOW Almost everything else isn't.
WTF "Everybody thinks I'll betray them someday. Now gasp as I betray you!"
I'm sure nobody has missed this, but I felt compelled to write something after reading a recent comment on the front page of the site. Pushing my tolerance to the brink, I'm ashamed to bring you David the Grammar Nerd, Volume 3: Thinking Before You Speak.
While I covered basic Netiquette in the previous installment, I think it's important to continue. I'm not sure why, but when people are on the internet, they feel some sort of license to say whatever they feel like, whenever they feel like it.
We've seen this come up recently with Xbox Live explaining how they determine what is or is not acceptable on the service. Stephen Totilo posted an interesting interview on Kotaku explaining how new vernacular had to be monitored constantly and for context. But sometimes, people can be both plain hurtful, or to quote Mike Bracken, "retarted" (yes, full of irony).
HIGH When Wii MotionPlus works, it works.
LOW When Wii MotionPlus doesn't work, it doesn't.
WTF Trying to Cycle with my hands equals "Why?" plus "Ow".
*sigh* I can't believe that I have to even talk about this. But it's time the Internet grew up.
It's time once again for David the Grammar Nerd. This post is not so much about grammar as it is touching on how to accurately express yourself.
With the recent rush of quality user reviews coming in, it's nice to see that there are a lot of people who know how to write and communicate effectively. Unfortunately, with many Internet scribes using "lol" as punctuation, it's time for the first (and hopefully final, but I doubt it) installment of David: The Grammar Nerd.
Every so often, you hear the word "credibility" come up on a website. For whatever reason, people seem to forget what it means, and when it's called into question, people get awfully uppity about it. The problem is, credibility is subjective. And how to defend credibility is up to the speaker.
According to ESRB, this game contains: Blood and Gore, Fantasy Violence, Language
Make no mistake. Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots is Hideo Kojima's game. The question is: are you okay with that?
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