Horrific in All the Wrong Ways
HIGH The touchdown on LV426 is adequately realized.
LOW Everything else.
WTF They released this colossal pile of dross at full price?
Author: Darren Forman
DmC: Devil May Cry—Bloody Palace Review
Dante Must Combat
HIGH More glorious DmC combat…
LOW …that takes too long to really get going.
WTF The time required for an entire session is substantial.
Dishonored Third Opinion
Metal Gear Squalid
HIGH The final mission in high chaos adds much-needed narrative tension.
LOW The penultimate mission seems to drag on forever.
WTF The "shocking twist" can be seen coming from orbit by a blind man with his eyes closed… Not that having his eyes closed actually matters, what with him being blind and all.
DmC: Devil May Cry Review
Fanboys May Cry
HIGH Comboing through a group of enemies like a tidal wave, leaving nothing but their shattered remains in Dante's wake.
LOW The penultimate boss fight is disappointingly pedestrian compared to the rest of the game.
WTF The battle against Bob Barbas is… is… it's…
Dead or Alive 5 Review
Staying Alive
HIGH Landing a well timed Power Blow that destroys the opponent—not to mention everyone and everything around them.
LOW Inconsistent netcode often leads to irritating online matches.
WTF Virtua Fighter characters made it into the series before Rachel and Momiji did? Seriously?
Double Dragon Neon Second Opinion
Make Mine a Double
HIGH The sense of style is pitch perfect throughout.
LOW No online co-op.
WTF There's no way in hell that Skullmageddon earned his helicopter pilot's license.
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