Forget it
HIGH Picking up a dead pig and slinging it across the room. Whee!
LOW Having more fun doing that than playing the game properly.
WTF Someone sure liked getting descriptive about pigs getting jiggy.
Author: Darren Forman
Alien Rage Review
Alien Irrelevance
HIGH It looks pretty.
LOW It plays like a dog.
WTF The person recording the audio logs actually mentions that they'll have to be collected from all around the station.
Metro: Last Light—Season Pass Review
Spiders!!!
HIGH Spider's Lair is an excellent, atmospheric piece of content.
LOW Many missions end before they really get going.
WTF I've still no idea what the deal is with Anomalies.
Outlast Review
Out. Fast.
HIGH FACE AT THE WINDOW! GYAAARGH!
LOW Sometimes it's unclear where to go.
WTF There's a distinct lack of clothes going around.
Race the Sun review
Mors Certa, Hora Incerta
HIGH Safely navigating an insane gauntlet of death at terrifying speeds.
LOW Seeing many of the same obstacles reappear two days on the trot.
WTF Why would anyone partake in this venture? Nobody survives it!
Dungeons & Dragons: Chronicles of Mystara Review
Dungeon Brawler
HIGH The Gnome village!
LOW The pause music. Man, that pause music.
WTF The Gnome village is optional?
Zeno Clash II Review
Zeno Bash
HIGH Giving a humanoid crustacean a piledriver. The wrestling kind.
LOW Getting locked out of certain environments after traversing them.
WTF There's a few WTF moments in here. There's… a few.
Metro: Last Light—Faction Review
The Good, the Bad and the Average
HIGH The additional freedom afforded during "Kshatriya."
LOW The restrictive, irritating cadence of "Heavy Squad."
WTF Stare those enemies down? They just beat me to death for trying.
The Raven: Legacy of a Master Thief Review
Quoth the Raven
HIGH The environments are expertly crafted and highly atmospheric.
LOW Numerous bugs crop up throughout the adventure.
WTF "I am the God of Fire!"
Sniper: Ghost Warrior 2 Review
Off Target
HIGH Nailing a long range shot without gameplay assists.
LOW Feeling like little more than a dancing puppet throughout the game.
WTF Spotters are undoubtedly the real heroes, not snipers.
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