HIGH Clearing a difficult arena within a hair's breadth of bloody failure.
LOW No mid-mission checkpoints can lead to some mindless repetition.
WTF I'm unsure whether Balfus is supposed to be comic relief or not. He's so deliciously deadpan!
HIGH Picking up a dead pig and slinging it across the room. Whee!
LOW Having more fun doing that than playing the game properly.
WTF Someone sure liked getting descriptive about pigs getting jiggy.
HIGH It looks pretty.
LOW It plays like a dog.
WTF The person recording the audio logs actually mentions that they'll have to be collected from all around the station.
HIGH Spider's Lair is an excellent, atmospheric piece of content.
LOW Many missions end before they really get going.
WTF I've still no idea what the deal is with Anomalies.
HIGH FACE AT THE WINDOW! GYAAARGH!
LOW Sometimes it's unclear where to go.
WTF There's a distinct lack of clothes going around.
HIGH Safely navigating an insane gauntlet of death at terrifying speeds.
LOW Seeing many of the same obstacles reappear two days on the trot.
WTF Why would anyone partake in this venture? Nobody survives it!
HIGH The Gnome village!
LOW The pause music. Man, that pause music.
WTF The Gnome village is optional?
HIGH Giving a humanoid crustacean a piledriver. The wrestling kind.
LOW Getting locked out of certain environments after traversing them.
WTF There's a few WTF moments in here. There's… a few.
HIGH The additional freedom afforded during "Kshatriya."
LOW The restrictive, irritating cadence of "Heavy Squad."
WTF Stare those enemies down? They just beat me to death for trying.
HIGH The environments are expertly crafted and highly atmospheric.
LOW Numerous bugs crop up throughout the adventure.
WTF "I am the God of Fire!"
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