Author: Darren Forman

Uppers Review

Punches And Pantsu

HIGH It has a great sense of style.

LOW The framerate tanks this badly on a Vita port?

WTF ‘Chicken Constable Honetsuki Juju’.


Wasteland 3 Review

A Merry Nuclear Winter

HIGH The writing and worldbuilding is frequently fantastic.

LOW The bugs are bad, but the loading times are worse.

WTF One of the skill paths is dedicated to… repairing toasters.


Azur Lane: Crosswave Review

Warships, Waifus & Warfare

HIGH The high-quality illustrations are impressive.

LOW The gameplay and writing… aren’t.

WTF What, aside from being able to propose to the hovering humanoid anime WWII-era battleships?


Code Vein Review

Soulsborne: Anime Edition

HIGH Yakumo. Or maybe Eva? Nah, it’s gotta be Yakumo.

LOW The combat’s just average, and there’s a ton of it.

WTF Who thought walking through dozens of memories at a snail’s pace was a good idea?