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Author: Daniel Weissenberger
Madness Deeper Than The Ocean
HIGH Realizing that secret texts were hidden on the loading screen.
LOW The last boss is a SLOG.
WTF Well that’s certainly an innovative explanation for my predicament!
Directing A River Of Humanity
HIGH Watching thousands tromp through immaculately clean tunnels.
LOW Spending minutes trying to line a hallway up perfectly.
WTF That is not a flattering depiction of ‘tourists’, game.
The Coldest Calculations
HIGH Landing on Mars with one crewman with 1 HP in a ship with 1 HP.
LOW Being rewarded for rolling double sixes by being killed instantly.
WTF Quickly resorting to cannibalism while a greenhouse is on board.
Robocop Is The Warmest Place To Hide
HIGH Finally unlocking the famous Chinatown truck.
LOW The game never explains a key power-up mechanic.
WTF I’m not okay playing as Freddy Krueger.
I’m Lost Without You
HIGH Finally getting past that werewolf thing.
LOW The memory game could have been organized a little better.
WTF That ending image is just… huh.
To Fight Steel, One Must Become Steel
HIGH Zipping through a high-tech base as everything explodes around me.
LOW A boss that’s out of bounds and impossible to shoot.
WTF Your enemy in this mission: Meteorites!
Wild Adventures On The Big Blue
HIGH Whitebeard is a BEAST to play as.
LOW The boss lock-on is a little sluggish when moving the camera.
WTF There’s a bad guy who transforms into a martial arts T-Rex!
This Game Is Taking On Water… And Fast!
HIGH A delightful questline about dealing with a mischievious spirit.
LOW Every moment spent out of combat.
WTF Why name this after one of the most famous arcade games ever?
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