It’s impossible to be certain exactly what Heironymous Bosch (the painter, not the cop) was trying to convey with his famous depictions of hell. He left no writings explaining his method, and the 15th century wasn’t a popular time for biographers to document the lives of artists.
Author: Daniel Weissenberger
Death Is On The March
HIGH Getting a massive power-up card just as I engage with the boss.
LOW Enemy abilities that can lock my entire hand.
WTF The Toybox Arsenal!
The original Rogue Legacy was a masterpiece of super-tight movement, great combat and incredibly balanced enemy design. Every moment was a pleasure to play, and for me that was quite a few moments since I played the game from beginning to end five times.
Fight The Unknowable Evil
HIGH The third attack spell is basically a cheat code.
LOW Losing to the first boss because he kept locking me in place.
WTF I beat the game and still have no idea what was going on.
The latest in a trend of iconoclastic simulation games, Accident adds a boldly meta twist to the genre by putting players in the role of an accident investigator replaying VR recreations of vehicular mishaps.
Apocalypse, ’50s Style!
HIGH The lock-on targeting in combat is a huge improvement.
LOW The implied sexual assault is still in the game!
WTF How is the final boss fight even worse than it was on PS2?
Probably Better In VR
HIGH Opening a robot’s faceplate to find roaches swarming beneath.
LOW The blackout game is just annoying.
WTF What is going on with that ‘blacklight’ mode??
Do You Want The Rest Of The Story, York?
HIGH The ending is a perfect place to leave the characters.
LOW So many crashes!
WTF Is that character named after me? Probably not, right?
HIGH The Shades are genuinely eerie monsters.
LOW Missing a person in need and getting a bad ending.
WTF The stop sign monster seems pulled straight from Syndrome.
The Product Of Dangerous Minds
WTF Mr. Bucket Told Me To.