Big Drunk Satanic Massacre, as evidenced by its cheeky title, is primarily concerned with eliciting a chuckle at its various excesses.
Author: Daniel Weissenberger
The Matrix Redeemed
HIGH Chaining wallruns to kill a room full of gunmen in super slo-mo.
LOW The game crashes all the time.
WTF Headshots keep the head in place while the bodies go flying.
Inheriting The Big Questions
HIGH “Why are you even here?”
LOW Muddling through unclear clues.
WTF Are you sure this basket came out of a pot? Because it’s obviously woven.
The Dark Pictures: Man of Medan is Supermassive Games’ newest exercise in interactive horror cinema.
The Brain Is Nazi-Killing Software
HIGH Playing with Nazi dolls in the office level.
LOW Spending ten minutes stuck on a puzzle because a tool failed to load.
WTF The Arkane-developed game taking a moment to mention the threat of energy walls.
The Endlessly Random Apocalypse
HIGH Putting down a horde of 500+ zombies.
LOW Losing over four hours of work because players can’t save.
WTF Flamethrowers are necessary, but you might be too into fire, dude.
An Adorably Deadly Menagerie
HIGH The Arachnae boss fight.
LOW The lack of a hint system.
WTF Uh-oh, (SPOILER) has figured out he’s a videogame villain.
Greetings! You may know me as the author of the definitive Dead to Rights article (the longest videogame review ever – proving quality doesn't matter as long as you have quantity), the definitive Heavy Rain article, the definitive LA Noire article, and, of course, the still-unfinished definitive series of articles about Deadly Premonition. Then again, you probably don't know me, so consider that a super-self-aggrandizing hello. Point is, today I'm here to offer another definitive look at a video game – this time, it's PS4 interactive horror movie Until Dawn!
The Forest Eats Everything… Eventually
HIGH Getting my hands on an axe, at long last.
LOW Dogs are too good at knocking down my barricaded doors.
WTF The drug trips. Yikes.
No Happy Endings Under The Sea
HIGH Tommygunning a 12-foot-tall wall of angry meat.
LOW Spending too much time walking to research hubs.
WTF There’s a cameo by Creepy Watson!