Some Secrets Should Stay Buried
HIGH The hotel chase ranks among the best first-person action scenes.
LOW I’m expected to know when to run towards an explosion?
WTF What, exactly, is a Quantum resonator?
The Beast Inside Review
Author: Daniel Weissenberger
Moons of Madness Review
The Red And Black Planet
HIGH Routine Martian maintenance.
LOW Stunlock-happy killbots.
WTF Are we ever going to get to the fireworks factory?
Date-A-Live: Rio Reincarnation Review
More Like Date-A-Lot!
HIGH Mainlining a few novels’ worth of content in half an hour.
LOW Wondering what it was all for.
WTF There’s a giant airship hovering over the city?
Driven Out Review
Solving The Riddle Of Steel
HIGH I’ve rarely felt this satisfied beating a final boss.
LOW Spending ten minutes lost because an arrow wasn’t visible onscreen.
WTF The shocking number of dead clones left scattered across the map.
The Angry Birds Movie 2 VR: Under Pressure Review
Poultry & Pork In A Can
HIGH The high-speed ice cave chase.
LOW Seriously, who has four DS controllers?
WTF Wait, how does that crown fit both a pig and a whale?
A Knight’s Quest Review
More Like Zel-Don’t
HIGH The opening setpiece is thrilling in a way the rest of the game isn’t.
LOW What if Ocarina of Time‘s Water Temple didn’t have a map?
WTF Now you want me to fast travel? No thanks, I’ll quit instead.
Rest In Pieces Review
Dreams Are Fragile Things
HIGH Passing ten obstacles without touching the controller once.
LOW Multiple sets of rotating blades with no gap between them.
WTF That clown might be a little too scary, honestly.
Devil’s Hunt Review
Fist Of The Douche
HIGH Satan’s Hell Cathedral is beautiful.
LOW The combat is a dispiriting slog in a combat-only game.
WTF The giant snake that leaves without bothering to have a boss fight.
Mosaic Preview
Based on the brief demo I played, Mosiac has a clear goal in mind — to be the Brazil of videogames (the movie, not the country or song).
The Surge 2 Review
Holding Back Nanogeddon
HIGH The Nanotech Cult’s power plant stronghold.
LOW The boss featured on the cover art is ludicrously annoying.
WTF Hey, is that the star of the first game?!
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