You Don’t Want to Know What the Third Eye Saw
HIGH Shoggoth chase!
LOW The developers completely failing to flag something crucial, costing me an hour of backtracking.
WTF Why is smashing walls so satisfying?
Author: Daniel Weissenberger
Impact Winter Review
If The Cold Doesn’t Get You…
HIGH Figuring out my rifle and executing that damn wolf.
LOW Having to restart after three in-game days because the food system wasn’t well-explained.
WTF Dear Main Character: Please put on pants. It’s freezing out there.
Cryptark Review
Rogues… In… Spaaaaaaaace….
HIGH Wiping the Cryptark out by firing my super-weapon over and over…
LOW …after having the game crash the first time I tried to do that.
WTF Enemies can fly through walls now? That seems fair.
Friday the 13th: The Game Review
The Man Behind The Mask
HIGH Finally going through the all the steps necessary to kill Jason.
LOW Why isn’t the phone box on the counselors’ map?
WTF Actually, it’s Ch-ch-ch, Ha-ha-ha. You’re making the game, how do you not know that?
Mechrunner Review
Pushing The Redline
HIGH Unloading so much ordinance that the boss blows apart before the intro movie finishes.
LOW Being trapped in a dead end, over and over again.
WTF So bosses get free hits? That seems fair.
The Silver Case Review
On The Beat And ‘Round The Bend
HIGH Figuring out the ending to at least one of the cases.
LOW Spending ten minutes trying to find the correct place to stand and look up.
WTF The whole last chapter, really.
Star Trek: Bridge Crew Review
All Hands On Deck!
HIGH Punching it into warp as a fleet of Klingons closed in.
LOW Playing with a helmsman who couldn’t find the heading numbers.
WTF Getting a look at the tactical console on the original Enterprise. How did Chekhov manage it?
Senran Kagura: Estival Versus Review (PC)
Beaches And Peaches
HIGH A certain moment about a certain rice dish…
LOW Getting stun-locked by random goon ninjas.
WTF Um… Where to start?
The Assembly Review
It’s Hard To Overstate My Satisfaction
HIGH And now, a murder mystery dinner!
LOW Getting stuck for twenty minutes because I couldn’t find a file in plain view.
WTF If I lean forward I can look through walls. This. Changes. Everything.
Dying: Reborn Review
I Want To Play Half A Game
HIGH Working out the bar’s safe code by carefully examining the environment.
LOW Trying to figure which of the six digits I’m not supposed to use on a five digit lock.
WTF The villain’s fish-head mask.
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