Following The Golden Path
HIGH The golem boss fight.
LOW The game not explaining that I can pick up and place boxes.
WTF The Panda costume is 2500 coins? What?!
Author: Daniel Weissenberger
Time Carnage Review
A Bloody Smorgasbord!
HIGH Time Paradox!
LOW Dogs going invisible as they strike.
WTF Headshots make a cash register sound play… but the game does not have an economy.
Epistory Review
The Keyboard is Mightier Than…
HIGH Levelling-up enough to just CRUSH the final battle.
LOW Getting killed because the game thinks I want to open a chest a hundred meters away.
WTF Wait, so this isn’t the story of me writing the story? What?
Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet
Bring A Gun To A Swordfight
HIGH The ‘Death Gun’ fight.
LOW Not being able to shoot up while flying foes can shoot down.
WTF I’m not super-clear on what the purpose of ‘Kiriko’ was.
Supposedly Wonderful Future Review
Depression’s A Hell Of A Drug
HIGH “We found and arrested the evil hacker immediately. Perks of a dystopian police state.”
LOW The whole last act.
WTF Okay then, nice to meet you, God.
Sine Mora EX Review
Go Back To The Boom
HIGH Scylla and Charybdis.
LOW The flying Maze boss.
WTF Is that a giant robot mosquito?
PAST CURE Review
Psychic Hangovers Are The Worst
HIGH The legitimately creepy broken porcelain foes.
LOW The instant-fail stealth sequence.
WTF The ending, which comes long before the story is finished.
Play With Me Review
No
HIGH Stabbing a passcode out of a corpse.
LOW Would it have killed them to add some lights?
WTF Wait, am I the killer? That doesn’t make sense…
Rad Rodgers Review
Sometimes Nostalgia Isn’t Enough
HIGH Unleashing the laser cannon on unsuspecting foes.
LOW The boomerang boss’s many one-hit-kill attacks.
WTF There are spiky death floors that look almost exactly like safe floors.
APEX Construct Review
Take It Up With My Robot Hand
HIGH Getting my first look at the boss of the underground.
LOW Losing thousands of saved-up energy points because a crab sneaked up on me.
WTF Wow, typing in VR is crazy awkward!
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