Closing The Book
HIGH Well, thank heavens I picked the right one last time.
LOW One last set of major graphical glitches.
WTF I wasn’t expecting to run into you in this dream-state!
Author: Daniel Weissenberger
Resident Evil 2 Review
In The City Of The Dead
HIGH Using a magnum kill a licker by shooting through a zombie’s head.
LOW The stories don’t match up?
WTF You are inappropriately flirty given the situation, Claire.
Onimusha: Warlords Review
A Blade Dulled By Time
HIGH Using the ultimate secret sword to make short work of the final boss.
LOW This is a swordfighting game. Why is there a flying boss?
WTF How did they not remove the beholders that steal souls and drain experience?
Senran Kagura: Burst Re:Newal Review
Her Back Pages
HIGH Homura’s final battle.
LOW Not even Jasmine stopped by?
WTF One menu screen focuses on someone trying to teach themselves to smile.
Dan’s Top Ten Of 2018
Another year down, which means it’s time for my best of 2018 list! Just FYI, I didn’t play Spider Man, Red Dead 2, or Into the Breach, so this list may be amended in retrospect. Although I doubt anything will budge the #1 and #2 spots!
Iris.Fall Review
Follow The Black Cat
HIGH Exploring the pages of a pop-up book.
LOW The bridge puzzle.
WTF How is it that ‘Take On Me’ isn’t starting right now?
Earth Defense Force 5 Review
Epic Action FTW
HIGH The walking fortress, in all its glory.
LOW Locking off the two highest difficulty levels until the game has been completed.
WTF #SPACEGOD
Road Redemption Review
Severed Head Mile Markers
HIGH Beheading two bikers at once, then watching their bodies fly into a ravine.
LOW The enemy riders’ immunity to traffic accidents.
WTF The bonus map is a Nintendo lawsuit waiting to happen.
11-11 Memories Retold Review
Lest We Forget
HIGH Finding out whose fault all of this is.
LOW It’s been a year and he still doesn’t speak any German?
WTF Objective: Catch the delicious bird!
Steel Rats Review
The Real Wild Ones
HIGH Racing from zeppelintop to zeppelintop.
LOW The impossible-to-time sky gondola obstacles.
WTF Wow, this final boss is just crazy broken.
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