Do You Want The Rest Of The Story, York?
HIGH The ending is a perfect place to leave the characters.
LOW So many crashes!
WTF Is that character named after me? Probably not, right?
Deadly Premonition 2: A Blessing In Disguise Review
Author: Daniel Weissenberger
Those Who Remain Review
Illumination Required
HIGH The Shades are genuinely eerie monsters.
LOW Missing a person in need and getting a bad ending.
WTF The stop sign monster seems pulled straight from Syndrome.
Dread X Collection Review
The Product Of Dangerous Minds
HIGH Shatter.
LOW Rotgut.
WTF Mr. Bucket Told Me To.
Hardspace: Shipbreaker Preview
Living as we are in the golden age of simulation games, there is seemingly no end to the blue-collar jobs that players can dabble in from the safety of their own couches. Whether they long to sample life as a medieval shopkeeper, a city bus driver, or even a mushroom prospector, there’s something out there to help them live their dreams.
Dread Nautical Review
Madness Deeper Than The Ocean
HIGH Realizing that secret texts were hidden on the loading screen.
LOW The last boss is a SLOG.
WTF Well that’s certainly an innovative explanation for my predicament!
STATIONflow Review
Directing A River Of Humanity
HIGH Watching thousands tromp through immaculately clean tunnels.
LOW Spending minutes trying to line a hallway up perfectly.
WTF That is not a flattering depiction of ‘tourists’, game.
Tharsis (Switch) Review
The Coldest Calculations
HIGH Landing on Mars with one crewman with 1 HP in a ship with 1 HP.
LOW Being rewarded for rolling double sixes by being killed instantly.
WTF Quickly resorting to cannibalism while a greenhouse is on board.
HyperParasite Review
Robocop Is The Warmest Place To Hide
HIGH Finally unlocking the famous Chinatown truck.
LOW The game never explains a key power-up mechanic.
WTF I’m not okay playing as Freddy Krueger.
The Inner Friend Review
I’m Lost Without You
HIGH Finally getting past that werewolf thing.
LOW The memory game could have been organized a little better.
WTF That ending image is just… huh.
DAEMON X MACHINA Review
To Fight Steel, One Must Become Steel
HIGH Zipping through a high-tech base as everything explodes around me.
LOW A boss that’s out of bounds and impossible to shoot.
WTF Your enemy in this mission: Meteorites!
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