Author: Daniel Weissenberger

This Is Not A Review: Gravitators

Sadly I’m unable to ethically review Gravitators. I started playing a year ago when it was in beta. I put in more than fifty hours of testing and offered notes copious enough that I wound up with a special thanks in the credits. It’s too bad this can’t be a review, though, because it would be an absurdly positive one.


UnMetal Review

A Joke 34 Years In The Telling

HIGH The compass gag is an all-time great joke.

LOW A key item disappeared from my inventory and I had to restart the level.

WTF Need Choloroform? Just mix a bottle of Chloro and a bottle of Form!


Spookware Review

Exploring The Wide Dead World

HIGH Hearing how baby Skeletons are born.

LOW The rhythm-based minigames.

WTF “Since you’re wearing a deerstalker cap, would you mind solving this murder?”