The Night Of Too Many Heroes
HIGH Wiping out 2000 enemies in thirty seconds during an invincible rush.
LOW No Fist of the North Star characters? What gives?
WTF Hanging out in the spa with a robot and a couple of serial killers.
Author: Daniel Weissenberger
Sneaky Bears Review
Let The Stuffing Fly!
HIGH Tossing my gun thirty feet into the face of a bear riding a bomb.
LOW There’s just 15 levels and a boss.
WTF Every part of Franklin’s plan.
Night Trap: 25th Anniversary Edition Review
Nostalgia Only Goes So Far
HIGH The secret ending.
LOW Missing the color-changing conversation five times in a row.
WTF Oh, there’s a mutilated corpse in this closet. Huh.
Digimon World: Next Order Review
Inside Every Computer Is A Deeply Silly World
HIGH Super-combining to wipe out a giant viking cat thing.
LOW Spending an hour trying to evolve an ice Digimon to complete a quest.
WTF So he went from being a set of floating gears to a fire-breathing dragon, huh?
Observer Review
We’ll Remember That For You, Whether You Want It Or Not
HIGH Taking my first trip inside someone’s subconscious.
LOW Spending twenty minutes getting killed by a Cybogre over and over again.
WTF This is the second game I’ve played this week set in 2084. We get it. You like Orwell.
Cloudbase Prime Review
They’re Falling Forever
HIGH The dragon vs spaceship boss fight.
LOW That damn monster cave boss.
WTF My suit’s change of attitude after (REDACTED) happens.
SwapQuest Review
Pathfinders Wanted!
HIGH Solving every floor of the tower in quick succession.
LOW Grinding the same level over and over again to get strong enough to fight the boss.
WTF I’m supposed to click on the boss to kill it? How could I have guessed that?
Castlestorm Definitive Edition VR Review
Box Seats To A Siege
HIGH Watching a boar get into a fight with a giant spider in the background.
LOW Trying to make consistent headshots from a football field away.
WTF Oh, exploding sheep… I’ll always love you.
Don’t Run Away Preview
This isn’t a normal preview, since it’s not really fair to write a preview of your own project. So instead, I’m announcing my upcoming game/criticism project, the Visual Novel Don’t Run Away!
SUPERHOT VR
The Gun Is Hardware
HIGH Punching a goon out of a helicopter and having him land at my feet seconds later.
LOW Missing with five throwing stars in a row.
WTF Advancing time by making a ‘yadda yadda yadda’ motion with my hand.
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