“It definitely looks like an Overwatch rip-off,” my cousin said, when I sent him a text about Rocket Arena.
Author: Cj Salcedo
Bringing It Around Town!
HIGH The writing and look of classic SpongeBob.
LOW Textures look a little rough.
WTF What’s up with Mr. Krabs’ voice?
Leave This Game, Take The Cannoli
HIGH A story Scorsese would be proud of.
LOW That checkpoint system.
WTF This is what they call a remaster?
The Third Is The Word
HIGH “Power” by Kanye West is the best superhero theme music.
LOW The treatment of women.
WTF I would exceed this review’s word limit listing all the WTFs here.
The Good, The Bad, And The Average
HIGH Brilliant concept that combines ’90s JRPGs with Western themes.
LOW Anything that isn’t the writing.
WTF All the animals look like textbook image scans.
Ocean Man, Take Me By The Hand
HIGH I’m a freakin’ shark!
LOW That framerate.
WTF The story was… deeper… than expected
It’s Tool Time
HIGH The progression feels rewarding.
LOW It looks like it belongs on the original PlayStation.
WTF Two Steven Spielberg parody posters here for some reason.
HIGH Blood Money is one of the best modes in any Call of Duty game.
LOW one shot kills.
WTF going to the gulag has never been this enjoyable.