Leave This Game, Take The Cannoli

HIGH A story Scorsese would be proud of.
LOW That checkpoint system.
WTF This is what they call a remaster?
HIGH A story Scorsese would be proud of.
LOW That checkpoint system.
WTF This is what they call a remaster?
HIGH “Power” by Kanye West is the best superhero theme music.
LOW The treatment of women.
WTF I would exceed this review’s word limit listing all the WTFs here.
HIGH Brilliant concept that combines ’90s JRPGs with Western themes.
LOW Anything that isn’t the writing.
WTF All the animals look like textbook image scans.
HIGH I’m a freakin’ shark!
LOW That framerate.
WTF The story was… deeper… than expected
HIGH The progression feels rewarding.
LOW It looks like it belongs on the original PlayStation.
WTF Two Steven Spielberg parody posters here for some reason.
HIGH Blood Money is one of the best modes in any Call of Duty game.
LOW one shot kills.
WTF going to the gulag has never been this enjoyable.
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