Nothing But Good Felines
HIGH Experiencing this absurd, colorful shmup
LOW Chaos on screen leading to difficult to detect bullets
WTF The game is about flying, bullet storm cats
Neko Navy: Daydream Edition Review
Author: Brian Theisen
NASCAR Heat 5 Review
Another Lap Around The Track
HIGH Bristol. Always Bristol.
LOW Still not a huge selection of legacy racers.
WTF That pit crew is not social distancing.
Urban Trial Tricky Review
Tricks And Treats
HIGH Stringing together a 57-multiplier combo.
LOW Concussion-inducing overhangs that are difficult to avoid.
WTF Doing the worm on a bike 20 feet in the air.
Mr. Driller DrillLand Review
Driller’s Delight
HIGH Classic Mr. Driller action with a few twists.
LOW Having to clear a depth in every minigame to unlock the next stage.
WTF The random warp that puts Mr. Driller directly under falling blocks.
Project Warlock Review
One Helluva Good Time
HIGH Starting a stage and immediately wiping out hordes of enemies.
LOW Early boss battles that are more challenging than later ones.
WTF Where did that mummy get a bazooka arm!?
This Is Not A Review: Escape From Life, Inc.
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.
The subject of this installment: Escape From Life, Inc. available on PC, developed and published by Power Burger.
Pong Quest Review
Yep, It’s Pong Alright
HIGH Winning a match after numerous high-speed volleys.
LOW The severe lack of meaningful health boosts between battles.
WTF The final boss unleashing an attack that became its own demise.
Fury Unleashed Review
Tough, But Accommodating
HIGH Stringing together a large combo of destruction.
LOW The final boss regenerating health.
WTF The double sawblade being a lame choice for boss battles.
Warriors Orochi 4 Ultimate (PS4) Review
Too Much Of A Good Thing
HIGH Unleashing a Rage Attack as a deified character.
LOW Revisiting the same levels multiple times.
WTF Unleashing a Rage Attack as a deified character.
Later Daters (Part One) Review
Lots of Heart, Not Much Game
HIGH The unique premise of elder romance.
LOW It’s an extremely short experience.
WTF A catchy song about senior citizens dating.
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