Author: Brad Bortone

NBA Live 16 Review

As good as a colonoscopy

NBA Live 16 Review Screenshot

HIGH It's light years ahead of NBA Live 15, in every way possible…

LOW … so is a colonoscopy.

WTF Based on the audio, it's not uncommon for everyone to leave the arena mid-game, including the announcers.

Leo’s Fortune Review

Great balls of fire…and lava…and spikes…

Leo's Fortune

HIGH: Absolutely stunning graphics. How did this start as a mobile game?

LOW: It's one minecart short of being a platform parody.

WTF: Someone on the dev team said, "You know what this inflatable bathmat needs? Ron Swanson's mustache."

Madden NFL 16 Review

"Next year" is finally here…

Madden NFL 16

HIGH: The new pass placement and receiver mechanics are the best series additions since the magic stiff arm of Madden '97

LOW: … and the Dynamic Drive Goals feature is the worst.

WTF: Jim Nantz and Phil Simms have the collective personality of a dial tone.

F1 2015 Review

Poetry in Motion, but More Limited than Haiku

F1 2015

HIGH The look and feel of the driving

LOW The lack of customization and personality

WTF Limited modes make this seem like a budget title