All Hail
HIGH That first patch.
LOW With friends like these…
WTF I need to pollute the seas to save me from a kraken?
For The King Review
Author: AJ Small
RAD Review
Contaminated
HIGH Charm and color abound.
LOW That death didn’t feel like my fault.
WTF I don’t trust a man that looks like Kylo Ren and weaponizes children.
The Church In The Darkness Review
So Much For The Tolerant Left
HIGH Being inspired to research Jonestown.
LOW Killing sixty people.
WTF Recording a different song for each ending.
War Tech Fighters Review
Tech K.O.
HIGH The finishing moves.
LOW Grinding.
WTF War Tech Fighters is a pun that was meant for this line.
Vigor Preview
Vigor is a third-person survival game made by Bohemia Interactive that just came out of the Xbox One’s Early Access preview program where it’s been for over a year. This preview is based on a code supplied earlier this month, just ahead of the full release today, August 19th.
American Fugitive Review
Not Jonesing To Ford This One
HIGH Getting chased by the fuzz.
LOW Getting caught by the fuzz .
WTF He might not have murdered his father, but that seems moot.
Fission Superstar X Review
A Good Portion Of Chips, Too
HIGH Figuring out a boss.
LOW Getting so close and still yet so far from Earth.
WTF Dressing up a nuclear bomb.
Void Bastards Review
Siblings From Other Mothers
HIGH The art style.
LOW Meeting Space Pirates.
WTF Those Markets are cartoonishly gross.
Fade To Silence Review
All I Ever Wanted
HIGH Ambitious is good.
LOW The pseudo-3D platforming section.
WTF A man feeds poison to orphans… FOR SCIENCE.
Attack Of The Earthlings Review
Put Down Humanely
HIGH The premise.
LOW The controls.
WTF Was this an early build?
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