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FIFA 18 Review

A Melodramatic Return To Form

HIGH The gameplay is both speedier and more grounded in physics.

LOW The Journey has already jumped the shark.

WTF Floating corner kick reticles are evil and must be punished.


DOOM VFR Review

I Am The Weapon

HIGH Watching a Mancubus’ spine flop around after leveling it with a particle beam.

LOW Trying to navigate levels with the Move controllers.

WTF Just ten original DOOM levels? Can you please sell me the rest?


Freaky Awesome Review

More Mutation Needed

High Quirky roguelike that mutates the dungeon and the player.

Low So many bugs — and the insect enemies are pretty bad too.

WTF Lemme get this straight… I’m doing this for my dog?


Manifest 99 Review

Don’t Play It, Feel It

HIGH Emotionally responding to anthropomorphic animals.

LOW Brevity is the soul of wit, and apparently it’s the soul of this game too.

WTF The feeling of shame I felt when a passenger succumbed to my stares.