You’re Cold And They’re Hungry
HIGH My first look at the Frozen Leviathan.
LOW Spending 90 minutes wandering in circles, looking for an alien door.
WTF That’s a remote-control penguin you’ve got there.
Subnautica: Below Zero Review
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Out Of Line Preview
2D puzzle-platformers can quickly grow stale for me. Unless there’s an innovative mechanic or engaging story, most games in the genre lose my attention. However, Nerd Monkey’s Out of Line aims to liven up the formula with an interesting spear and boomerang mechanic and gorgeous art design. It looks to be a standout platformer, even to someone like me.
Stitchy In Tooki Trouble Review
Clutching At Straw
HIGH Getting all the totem pieces in a level.
LOW It’s unclear why I’m collecting totem pieces.
WTF Realizing the scarecrow has no scarecrow-related powers.
The Reverse Horror Of Outriders
In the middle of the repetitive, largely incoherent story of People Can Fly’s Outriders, there is a moment that stood out to me.
Shelter 3 Review
The Best Will Fall And The Rest Will Follow
HIGH Finding another tree to headbutt before the herd dies.
LOW Finding out that I don’t really care if the herd dies.
WTF Most of the commands don’t seem to do anything at all.
Luckslinger Review
The Luckiest Gun In The West
HIGH The soundtrack.
LOW Bad luck.
WTF It’s a hip-hop infused western. I’d have a lot of questions too.
Oddworld: Soulstorm Review
A Fine Macrobrew
HIGH Exceptional production values with outstanding in-engine cinematics.
LOW It’s a franchise still defined by cheap deaths due to finicky controls.
WTF …Where’s my gotdang fart button!?!
Just Dance 2020 Review
Music To My Ears
HIGH Versatile songs and lively dance moves to master.
LOW The subscription necessary for the best songs.
WTF Make It Jingle made me want to learn to twerk.
Legend Of Keepers: Career Of A Dungeon Manager Review
Size Matters
HIGH A great balance between depth of details and the speed of each run.
LOW The text is microscopic and the game is not optimized for the Switch.
WTF Seriously, who approved this text size?
Demon Skin Review
Interesting Combat, Linear Problems
HIGH Unique combat system.
LOW Glitches on boss fights.
WTF That damn avalanche jumping section.
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