It Does Neither
HIGH Some lovely animation and music.
LOW An awkward tone and a terrible sense of humor.
WTF The idea of clearing the final level on Switch without the Pro Controller.
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Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise Second Opinion
Gist Of The Yakuza
HIGH ATATATATATATATATATATATAAAAAA!!!!
LOW Post-Jagi, the pacing of the storyline goes straight to hell.
WTF Is that… an ‘Ode to Joy’ rap song?
Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales Review
I Cardly Know Her
HIGH Meve is one of the best protagonists in ages.
LOW Exploring the overworld is pretty dull.
WTF Trying to place these events in the timeline when I haven’t read the books.
Pig Eat Ball Review
Porky Pac
HIGH Off-the-wall humor and super quirky gameplay.
LOW It’s been way too long since the last Nathan Fouts game.
WTF No hesitation in eating those green puke balls, eh?
Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate Review
The Tourist Trap
HIGH The moment-to-moment exhilaration of fighting a gigantic monster can still feel amazing.
LOW Poor training options, hunts are structurally repetitive, area transitions disrupt fights.
WTF The localization’s fourth-wall-bending goofiness is frequently obnoxious, complete with a literal “git gud” at one point.
Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey Second Opinion
An Odyssey Worthy of Zeus
HIGH Kassandra is the one of the best game protagonists in recent years.
LOW The mercenary system feels tacked on.
WTF The framing story set in the present day still exists.
Assault Spy Review
Anime Espionage Action
HIGH Fast paced combat, humorous situations.
LOW Crummy camera, odd difficulty spikes.
WTF Why is Amelia wearing a domino mask?
The Light Keeps Us Safe Preview
There’s very little dialogue in The Light Keeps Us Safe. At the start of the game, the only speaking role is a woman whispering into the player’s communications device, and she’s only around for a few minutes before she leaves. However, she utters one of the most evocative opening lines I’ve heard recently.
“You are lucky, in a way. You got to hide down there for so long. But now you have to deal with it all alone.”
Tetris Effect Review
Mizuguchi Does Tetris
HIGH The VR integration works beautifully.
LOW There’s no adversarial multiplayer.
WTF Why is the default camera zoomed out so far?
Deliver Us The Moon: Fortuna Review
The Last Best Hope
HIGH Blast Off!
LOW Oof, did that multi-cable puzzle get annoying, and fast.
WTF Those are some weirdly punishing QTEs.
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