Tour The Cosmos, But Watch Out For Nebulae…
HIGH A vast, interesting galaxy to explore.
LOW Crisscrossing that same galaxy over and over again to build up resources.
WTF Why is Kent the robot’s head on sideways?
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Skyhill Review
Hotel Hell
HIGH Stylized and artistic.
LOW Surviving isn’t much of a challenge.
WTF No, I will not trade a sword for fruit salad!
Zarvot Review
Competent Cubes
HIGH The arcade-style gameplay.
LOW The glitches in one of the final stages.
WTF I’m still not sure what a zarvot is.
Mutant Year Zero: Road To Eden Review
Duck Yeah!
HIGH The explanations for common, pre-apocalypse items.
LOW The majority of mutations are lackluster.
WTF I refuse to accept “Shut the duck up” in any serious capacity.
GRIP: Combat Racing Review
Combat Devolved
HIGH Driving on the ceiling at breakneck speeds.
LOW Minor errors resulting in catastrophic punishment.
WTF Thinking a particular direction is part of the race, then getting teleported back on track.
Hitman 2 Review
Same Hit, Different Day
HIGH Taking out two targets by derailing a train into them.
LOW The mess of a story attempting to link each level together.
WTF Agent 47 remaining undetected as a white guy wearing native costumes in foreign countries.
Warriors Orochi 4 Review
Feudal Fighting Fantasy
HIGH Explosive fighting with a deep character roster.
LOW New players will be lost in all the content.
WTF The bard using magic to put on a KISS concert.
Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 Review
Boots Nailed To The Ground
HIGH Three distinct game modes!
LOW Two of which feel pretty dang stale.
WTF I’ve no idea what they were aiming for with Frank Woods’ dialogue.
Storm Boy Review
A Brief Squall
HIGH The beautiful setting.
LOW Not much gameplay in this game.
WTF That was the whole thing?!?
11-11 Memories Retold Review
Lest We Forget
HIGH Finding out whose fault all of this is.
LOW It’s been a year and he still doesn’t speak any German?
WTF Objective: Catch the delicious bird!
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