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Drunken Fist Review

Ad Nauseam

HIGH Entertaining for the first ten minutes.

LOW Severely diminishing returns after the first ten minutes.

WTF Laying puddles of urine as traps, only to slip on them.


Aground Review

A Productive Lord Of The Flies

HIGH Consistent, meaningful upgrades.

LOW The moment-to-moment gameplay isn’t very engaging.

WTF Going from wild boars to man-eating wyrms in the first ten minutes.


Kinetic Edge Review

Block Party

HIGH Multiplayer races are turbulent goodness.

LOW Some minigolf holes are infuriating.

WTF Gosh, my eyes hurt after playing for a while.


Redout: Space Assault Review

34BigThings Does What Nintendon’t

HIGH It’s Starfox 64 with humans and modern quality-of-life updates. 

LOW No open-flight mode for free-play dogfighting.

WTF Honestly had no idea what character I was for the first 30 minutes.