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Out Of Line Preview

2D puzzle-platformers can quickly grow stale for me. Unless there’s an innovative mechanic or engaging story, most games in the genre lose my attention. However, Nerd Monkey’s Out of Line aims to liven up the formula with an interesting spear and boomerang mechanic and gorgeous art design. It looks to be a standout platformer, even to someone like me. 


Shelter 3 Review

The Best Will Fall And The Rest Will Follow


HIGH Finding another tree to headbutt before the herd dies.

LOW Finding out that I don’t really care if the herd dies.

WTF Most of the commands don’t seem to do anything at all.


Oddworld: Soulstorm Review

A Fine Macrobrew


HIGH Exceptional production values with outstanding in-engine cinematics.

LOW It’s a franchise still defined by cheap deaths due to finicky controls.

WTF …Where’s my gotdang fart button!?!


Just Dance 2020 Review

Music To My Ears


HIGH Versatile songs and lively dance moves to master.

LOW The subscription necessary for the best songs.

WTF Make It Jingle made me want to learn to twerk.