Dreams Are Fragile Things
HIGH Passing ten obstacles without touching the controller once.
LOW Multiple sets of rotating blades with no gap between them.
WTF That clown might be a little too scary, honestly.
Rest In Pieces Review
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The Sinking City (Switch) Review
Lacking The Elementary
HIGH Phenomenally designed moral choices.
LOW Unbearable combat feels forced.
WTF “The Sea” impregnated someone’s wife??
Sony PS5 Coming Q4 2020
Blitzchung Banned From Hearthstone: NEWS
Valfaris Review
No One Can Destroy The Metal
HIGH This game shreds so damn hard.
LOW Umm… Uhh… The story is kinda meh?
WTF: It’s a 2D side-scrolling indie action platformer that isn’t a Metroidvania?!?
Gibbous: A Cthulhu Adventure Review
You Gotta Be Kitten Me
HIGH Superb animations & hand-drawn backgrounds.
LOW Kitteh deserved more spotlight.
WTF So… many… things… to… click.
Devil’s Hunt Review
Fist Of The Douche
HIGH Satan’s Hell Cathedral is beautiful.
LOW The combat is a dispiriting slog in a combat-only game.
WTF The giant snake that leaves without bothering to have a boss fight.
Whipseey And The Lost Atlas Review
Somewhat Pleasant Platforming
High Anyone can pick it up and play with ease.
Low No checkpoints in any of the levels.
WTF Why does a Jack-in-the-Box shoot rockets?
Grandia HD Collection Review
Pure JRPG Comfort Food
HIGH Two bonafide JRPG classics presented the best they’ve ever been…
LOW …But still not presented in a manner fitting for games such as these.
WTF I’m so sick of HD “collections” that are incomplete.
Mable And The Wood Review
Feed It Into The Chipper
HIGH A lush soundtrack.
LOW Falling into a deathtrap I couldn’t see.
WTF Is that lava? Why isn’t it giving off light during the dark segments?
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