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Rise & Shine Review

It Does Neither

HIGH Some lovely animation and music.

LOW An awkward tone and a terrible sense of humor.

WTF The idea of clearing the final level on Switch without the Pro Controller.


Pig Eat Ball Review

Porky Pac

HIGH Off-the-wall humor and super quirky gameplay.

LOW It’s been way too long since the last Nathan Fouts game. 

WTF No hesitation in eating those green puke balls, eh?


Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate Review

The Tourist Trap

HIGH  The moment-to-moment exhilaration of fighting a gigantic monster can still feel amazing.

LOW Poor training options, hunts are structurally repetitive, area transitions disrupt fights.

WTF The localization’s fourth-wall-bending goofiness is frequently obnoxious, complete with a literal “git gud” at one point.


Assault Spy Review

Anime Espionage Action

HIGH Fast paced combat, humorous situations.

LOW Crummy camera, odd difficulty spikes.

WTF Why is Amelia wearing a domino mask?


The Light Keeps Us Safe Preview

There’s very little dialogue in The Light Keeps Us Safe. At the start of the game, the only speaking role is a woman whispering into the player’s communications device, and she’s only around for a few minutes before she leaves. However, she utters one of the most evocative opening lines I’ve heard recently.

“You are lucky, in a way. You got to hide down there for so long. But now you have to deal with it all alone.”