Questionable Strength In Numbers
HIGH Commanding mobs of a hundred or more feels badass.
LOW The last few fights really soured the joy of the mid-game.
WTF What’s with the cutscene resolution?
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Epistory Review
The Keyboard is Mightier Than…
HIGH Levelling-up enough to just CRUSH the final battle.
LOW Getting killed because the game thinks I want to open a chest a hundred meters away.
WTF Wait, so this isn’t the story of me writing the story? What?
Burly Men At Sea Review
Scurvy Will Be Patched In Later
HIGH Beards
LOW None of the control schemes are particularly good
WTF Stop being so impulsive, Hasty Beard!
Attack On Titan 2 Review
I Kill Giants
HIGH The same great hook as before, working better than it ever has.
LOW Enough recycling to make Greenpeace proud.
WTF I was Attack on Titan‘s hero all along! Who knew?!
Utawarerumono: Mask Of Truth Review
A Not-So-Surprisingly Improved Sequel
HIGH The story is more complex this time, and has shed some of the dumb boob jokes.
LOW I feel kinda bad for you, Final Boss, but the Final Fantasy multiphase fight thing really annoys me.
WTF That wasn’t even the final boss?!
Metal Gear Survive Second Opinion
Stayin’ Alive
HIGH A fantastic blend of survival gameplay and tactical action.
LOW Too many people dead-set against the game for external reasons.
WTF The ‘restart only’ option on timed missions is a huge bummer.
MLB: The Show 18 Review
Instant Replay
HIGH: The gorgeous Legends player models
LOW: Season mode removed (?!)
WTF: Watching outfielders collectively avoid flyballs…again.
Sword Art Online: Fatal Bullet
Bring A Gun To A Swordfight
HIGH The ‘Death Gun’ fight.
LOW Not being able to shoot up while flying foes can shoot down.
WTF I’m not super-clear on what the purpose of ‘Kiriko’ was.
The Challenging (But Not Frustrating) Bosses Of Celeste
A heavy, wrought iron gate slams shut behind as you enter an empty, circular arena. Control is wrested from you as an unskippable cutscene introduces an unspeakable, screen-filling horror. Its name slowly scrolls out along the bottom of your TV, a chyron forecasting your death. You’ve done this enough times to know that the only way out is through.
Starpoint Gemini Warlords Review
Second Star To The Right, Straight On To My Space Station
HIGH It splits the difference between Freelancer and Masters of Orion…
LOW …by building one game and grafting it onto the spine of the other.
WTF Awkward mouse and keyboard controls for a PC exclusive.
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