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1001 Spikes Review

The Pursuit Of Perfection

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HIGH The feeling of finally completing a stage. Any stage!

LOW Repeating 4-3 exactly 152 times before finally nailing it.

WTF Why are the late-game spikes so difficult to read, visually?

Monster Monpiece Second Opinion

Less Clothing = More Power

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HIGH the deckbuilding and strategic play are deep and satisfying.

LOW tapping a virtual girl's clitoris frantically before stroking the Vita like an erect penis.

WTF Who in their right mind thought these touch functions were a good idea?

Final Fantasy X/X-2 HD Review

Awkward Laughter in My Pocket

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HIGH The new, more expressive character models.

LOW Jumping through ridiculous hoops for 100% completion.

WTF The new quick recovery feature pauses the game everywhere except the Thunder Plains in FFX.

Luftrausers Review

Rausing?

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High The music kicking into high gear as the dreaded blimp pokes through the clouds.

Low Going from full health to stone dead in approximately four nanoseconds.

WTF Some of the unlockable color schemes are seemingly designed for the sole purpose of making eyeballs bleed.

Monster Monpiece Review

Rub a dub-dub

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HIGH Clinching a win in a hotly-contested online match when all seemed lost.

LOW The endgame of the single player campaign stretches out foreverrrrrrrrr.

WTF Unimportant NPC's haven't even been afforded the dignity of a pair of eyeballs.

Deception IV: Blood Ties Review

Deceptively shallow

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HIGH Pulling off a six-trap combo followed by a seventh gimmick hit.

LOW The obvious lack of effort put into updating the formula.

WTF Where are these high-tech assault troopers coming from?!?

Mind Zero Review

Is ‘Personalike' a genre yet?

Mind Zero Review Screenshot

HIGH The combat system is fresh and fantastic.

LOW High encounter rates turn it into a grind too quickly.

WTF Why is there no quick and easy way out of a dungeon?

LEGO The Hobbit Review

The Desolation of LEGO Games

LEGO The Hobbit Review Screenshot

HIGH Seeing the films' dramatic scenes reenacted with LEGOs, as usual.

LOW Going from my Dark Souls binge to this shallow, lightweight fare.

WTF A LEGO game on PS4 and they still can't get it running higher than 30fps?

Demon Gaze Review

It's like Pokémon....with demons!

Demon Gaze Review Screenshot

HIGH Using a captured demon for a perfect win in battle.

LOW Dying for the umpteenth time to lose everything at the hands of a stupid goblin.

WTF Everyone's near-naked. Always.

Ragnarok Odyssey ACE Second Opinion

Monster Disappointment

Ragnarok Odyssey ACE Review Screenshot

HIGH I don't know... the giant bird fight?

LOW Oh, good, another magically-sealed area where I have to kill 80 monsters to proceed.

WTF "These monsters are just too cute to kill! Here, player, you do it."

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