Tag: Xbox One

Dead Rising 4 Review

Hubris, Thy Name Is Willamette

HIGH Power Armor + Snow Cone Machine = Walking Ice Tornado.

LOW Starting New Game+ and realizing there’s only about two hours of story.

WTF I have never torn so many people in half.


Assassin’s Creed: The Ezio Collection Review

Nothing Is Good. Everything Is Permitted.

HIGH  These three titles represent the most memorable story development in the series.

LOW  These three titles represent the laziest upgrade package on modern consoles.

WTF  Assassin’s Creed II’s gameplay has aged as well as dollar-store parmesan.


Dishonored 2 Review

Revenge: The Cause Of (And Solution To) All Life’s Problems

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GOOD The. Clockwork. Mansion.

BAD How long do I have to wait for the DLC?

WTF Wait, I can skip a level by figuring out a logic problem? Okay, let’s get a pen and paper!