Tag: Ubisoft

Far Cry 4 Review

Too Large a Portion

Far Cry 4

HIGH Flying the buzzer low over the foothills, seeing a herd of deer chased by a pack of wolves.

LOW In the middle of a successful stealth approach to a major mission, I clipped through a rock and drowned inside it.

WTF "Scream for me! Scream so I know how you sound in hell!"

Watch Dogs Third Opinion

Design By Committee

Watch Dogs

HIGH Infiltrating an enemy hideout, hacking files and escaping without ever entering the hideout itself.

LOW Snipers perched in moving helicopters with perfect aim.

WTF No dedicated crouch button?

Watch Dogs Review

Hacking Into My Heart

Watch Dogs Review Screenshot

HIGH Remote-triggering a guard's grenade and watching him accidentally throw it at another guard.

LOW The game's story is a total afterthought.

WTF Was this really the best licensed soundtrack Ubisoft could throw together?

South Park: The Stick of Truth Review

Never Fart on a Man's Balls

South Park Stick of Truth Review Screenshot

HIGH The game nails the feel and tone of a South Park episode perfectly, minus all the bleeping. It's hilarious.

LOW The occasional bout of slowdown can be annoying.

WTF This whole game is one giant WTF moment. From Aborted Nazi Zombie Fetuses, to a return trip up Mr. Slave's colon, Stick of Truth is batshit crazy.

Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag Review

We are all made of blood

Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag Review Screenshot

HIGH Cresting the waves in a storm whilst laying siege to a fortress with mortar fire. Arrrrr!

LOW Pointlessly tailing some cretin across the map for the billionth time.

WTF I spotted that revelation about Captain Kidd right off the bat. How could Kenway possibly fail to see it?