Tag: Game Reviews

Superhot Review

Super Not … gonna forget this game any time soon

superhot

HIGH Splitting an incoming bullet in two with a swift katana slice.

LOW Some challenge modes are lame.

WTF I wonder how much money Microsoft ponied up to keep this exclusive on XBO


The Park Review

Terrible parent simulator

 The Park Review Screenshot

HIGH Deleting it from my hard drive after finishing it

LOW Several documents with 20+ lines in tiny text

WTF How can a developer with a pedigree make something so stale?


NightCry Review

Schlock Tower

NightCry Review Screenshot

HIGH The “Beer Bar.”

LOW Finally getting a sequence right, only to have the game crash.

WTF The hero saying point-blank that he doesn’t have anything important to post on Twitter.