Beginning Nostalgia Download
HIGH Finding out I'm still able to cheat my way through Yellow Devil and the first Wily Tank.
LOW The Alien. Maybe the most annoying boss fight in the series.
WTF Top Spin? I'm supposed to attack by fiercely pirouetting?
Night Has Come And So Have I
HIGH Slicing through an entire room of monsters with a single swipe of Vergil's blade.
LOW Many, many deaths caused by foes swooping in from off-camera.
WTF How did anyone ever sign off on Lady and Trish's costumes?
A revelation? Or a revision?
HIGH: Despite a slight redesign and new voice actress, Claire Redfield is finally back!
LOW: Doesn't really innovate nor add anything new to the universe.
WTF: "F***ing sh*t on a stick" isn't something a grown woman would shout during an SOS call for help.
Now with more pixels in each aggressively-pointed finger
HIGH One of the best trilogies in handheld history preserved in a new, definitive edition
LOW Old translation errors and typos persist through two remasters
WTF Seriously, we haven't spellchecked the script through two remasters?
HIGH: The tension is still palpable after all these years.
LOW: The story is still laughable after all these years.
WTF: Exactly what does one put in a Jill sandwich?
Doodle Gets It Done
HIGH A new Monster Hunter! And it's the biggest one ever!
LOW Why do the cats' names start repeating so soon?
WTF Where's my WiiU version and the Data Transfer tool?!?
Back to the Lost
HIGH Spending another 20 hours in the finest zombie-killing simulator ever.
LOW Even at low detail settings on a good PC, the framerate chugs during heavy action.
WTF The SmartGlass features were removed and replaced with… nothing!
Par for the corpse
HIGH Killing 70 zombies in one strike with a propane tank strapped to a traffic light
LOW Forced environmental barriers that arbitrarily preserve story and difficulty integrity.
WTF Where's the jetpack
The Hits Just Keep On coming!
HIGH Trading the controller back and forth with my son, teaching him the basics.
LOW Realizing how far apart the series and I have drifted.
WTF Most of these voice actors are absolutely horrible. Are the devs deaf?