Tag: Arcade

Not A Hero Review

If Hotline Miami and Olli Olli had a baby…

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HIGH The silly dialogue made me laugh out loud

LOW It's constantly on the border between challenging and unfair

WTF Black-robed bullet-sponge ninjas

SteamWorld Heist Review

Throwing a boarding party

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HIGH Rocking the endgame weapons and cleaning house.

LOW The bomb-making robots are a complete pain in the ass.

WTF Is nobody gonna ask about the fleshy bodies in those tubes?

Assault Android Cactus Review

One Step Forward, Two Steps Back

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HIGH The cute androids. The catchy music. The frenzied, strategic battles.

LOW Wow, this game got harder since the preview version.

WTF No, really—why is it so difficult?

Chariot Review

Funereal Platforming

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HIGH Finally nailing that mid-air vault off a flying cart to collect a secret skull.

LOW Slamming into the same wall over and over again in the terrible speed section.

WTF I may have a new favorite video game skeleton.

Runbow Review

Bring Eight Friends

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HIGH Being in a room with eight friends, taking the lead in a race, stopping before reaching the trophy to taunt and still managing to win.

LOW The online community is pretty small.

WTF Picking up the power-up that switches places with another player while in the lead and ending up dying instead.