FIFA 17 Review

The Empire Has Fallen


HIGH The Journey is the story mode this series has needed for years.

LOW Realizing that PES is starting to pull ahead in the race for soccer supremacy.

WTF Overdone player animations decrease response time (and increase how often I threw things at my cat.)

Touhou: Scarlet Curiosity Review

 Highly Receptive to Fan Service


HIGH Crisp combat and solid boss design

LOW An inscrutable story for all but the already-converted

WTF There are now more Touhou fan games published in English than core releases. What’s up with that?

Seasons After Fall Review

Spoiler: It’s Winter


HIGH The lovely hand-painted visuals.

LOW Nearly every plot McGuffin being a floating orb of light.

WTF It’s the rare game that acknowledges the impossibility of jumping out of water.

One Way Trip Review

Six hours to live is six hours too many


HIGH Some gems in the soundtrack’s large assortment of songs.

LOW Unpleasant visuals.

WTF The game-within-a-game about getting high and going to classes.

F1 2016 Review

Roaring Out Of The Pit


HIGH  Unlike last year, this is a deeeeeeep, full-featured racing sim.

LOW Tires seem to be held together by bubble gum and prayer.

WTF Frame tearing, stuttering and jaggy lines made me wonder which console I booted up