Reviews

Headlander Review

Allergic To Laser Beams

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HIGH The concept and aesthetics are tops.

LOW Forgetting that higher color sentries can pass through lower-color doors

WTF It took hours to realize Circle had a non-combat function.


 

One Piece: Burning Blood Review

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HIGH Visuals are smoother than the dulcet tones of Peabo Bryson. (Look him up, young’uns…)

LOW The narrative is threadbare, which is odd for a popular anime series.

WTF The story and dialogue made me question my sobriety. Twice.


FRU Review

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HIGH The inventiveness of the core mechanic

LOW The narrative doesn’t fit the gameplay

WTF It’s amazing to see how far this game has come from its original prototype

 


 

Pac-Man 256 Review

 Pac-Man Fever is back, and I don’t want to be cured

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HIGH Looks and sounds awesome.

LOW Needs a little more variety.

WTF Only four character models for multiplayer.


Mighty No. 9 Review

A Failure of Epic Proportions

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HIGH The hunt for Mighty No. 8.

LOW Falling onto spikes that were obscured by a text box.

WTF How did the idea of facechecking enemies to kill them even get off the drawing board?


Brigador Review

Mechs. Warriors. Mercenaries.

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HIGH The frosty-cool cyberpunk mood and glorious synth soundtrack

LOW Tougher than a cyborg’s titanium codpiece, and not always for the right reasons

WTF Am I wrong for wanting a mission or two during daytime?