Reviews

Virginia Review

No Words

 

Virginia02

HIGH It’s wonderfully cinematic, and the soundtrack is amazing.

LOW The story falls apart and doesn’t deliver at the end.

WTF Seriously? Climbing up that log made sense to anyone?


Blade Ballet Review

You Spin Me Right Round, Like A Wrecker, Baby

Blade Ballet

HIGH The bots all have appealing designs and personalities.

LOW I wish there was a bit more strategy to it.

WTF I still haven’t found an instance where teleportation would be helpful.


Valley Review

A Hop, Skip, And A Jump Away

Valley

HIGH The sheer sense of momentum when dashing.

LOW Falling into water repeatedly while jumping between rocks.

WTF The ability to kill and resurrect a deer ad infinitum. For amusement.


ReCore Review

Rusted

ReCore

HIGH Flinging Joule around with the spider bot.

LOW A marathon of poor design choices in the endgame.

WTF Joule’s rather uncanny resemblance to Rey from The Force Awakens.


Madden NFL 17 Review

A Modest Two-Yard Gain

Madden17

HIGH:  Finally, a kicking system that isn’t always a sure thing.

LOW: Ultimate Team seems to be a bigger cash-grab than before.

WTF: Two hours in and still in training mode?