Microsoft

The Best Action Movie you'll ever Play

HIGH Nailing a brutal Todomé finisher without missing an input.

LOW Level 7 is pointless filler that interrupts dramatic flow.

WTF With all the craziness on display, there's no double jump?

It's garbage.

HIGH Nothing.

LOW Everything.

WTF Why in the world was this even released?

Rewriting history with DLC

HIGH Finally fixing the utterly illogical and contrived original ending

LOW Not enough new gear, though the Tesla Cannon is pretty fab

WTF Was there no way to save and carry over exp. from the last two add-ons?

For those of you who don't feel like reading the whole thing: it's awesome.

HIGH Wonderful narrative from beginning to end.

LOW Inventory management.

WTF Twenty minutes into the game where I accidentally chose the dialog option to punch out a hapless NPC.

Revitalizing a genre, one bullet at a time

HIGH Setting the tone perfectly, the first character's weapon is a jet engine.

LOW The character named Homunculus is worthless.

WTF All the bulbous sacks and juicy udders on the aliens are... unsettling.

Flying through the air with the greatest of satisfaction