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Mass Effect 2: Firewalker Review

The Spiritual Successor to a Long-lost Friend

Mass Effect 2: Firewalker Screenshot

HIGH The return of a sorely-missed planetary vehicle option.

LOW No new Achievements.

WTF Why (oh why!) was this not integrated into the main game?

Dante's Inferno: The Dark Forest Review

Visceral's Own Aokigahara

Dante's  Inferno: Dark Forest Screenshot

HIGH It's free!

LOW It's still not even worth the HD space it's written on.

WTF So Dante fought his fiercest foes before he even stepped foot into Hell?

Dante's Inferno Review

Sinnerman

Dante's  Inferno Screenshot

HIGH Pinning hordes of demons down under a merciless barrage of incandescent crucifixes.

LOW Slogging through the repetitious "trials" of Fraud.

WTF A draw between the giant flaming anuses of Gluttony and Lucifer's huge, physics enabled penis.

Mass Effect 2 Second Opinion

I am the Very Model of a Scientist Salarian...

Mass  Effect 2 Screenshot

HIGH: Agonizing over choices during the endgame.

LOW: Planet scanning.

WTF: ...I've studied species turian, asari, and batarian.

The Saboteur Review

Black and White and Red All Over

The Saboteur Screenshot

HIGH Blowing an entire Nazi base sky-high in the space of a few seconds.

LOW Any time you try to escape an alarm in a car.

WTF They can blow up heavily armored tanks, so why don't my explosives damage buildings?

Mass Effect 2 Review

The Normandy's Back, but She's Taken Some Damage

Mass  Effect 2 Screenshot

HIGH Plenty of the same great writing and character work BioWare is known for.

LOW The collective lack of surprise at Shepard's resurrection.

WTF Do people really want to have sex with grotesque alien crewmates?

Dragon Age: Origins — Return to Ostagar Review

Technically, a Return. Effectively, More like a Quick Pit Stop

Dragon Age: Origins — Return to Ostagar Screenshot

HIGH The new armor and weaponry is pretty good stuff.

LOW It's about an hour long, total.

WTF Where are all the dialogue options?

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