By Mike Bracken on March 21, 2014 - 11:46am.
Never Fart on a Man's Balls
HIGH The game nails the feel and tone of a South Park episode perfectly, minus all the bleeping. It's hilarious.
LOW The occasional bout of slowdown can be annoying.
WTF This whole game is one giant WTF moment. From Aborted Nazi Zombie Fetuses, to a return trip up Mr. Slave's colon, Stick of Truth is batshit crazy.
By Daniel Weissenberger on March 20, 2014 - 9:05am.
Air War is Also Hell
HIGH Finding out what happened to the main character post-game.
LOW Why are there rail shooter segments?
WTF Am I seriously spraying Agent Orange over rural Vietnam?
By Dan Coyle on March 10, 2014 - 10:10am.
In the minority
HIGH Nearly everything unpleasant about The Third is fixed here.
LOW Steelport is still hella gross to look at.
WTF The ending features a scene so hideous I thought I'd gotten the bad ending.
By Sinan Kubba on March 9, 2014 - 1:02am.
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By Kristin Renee Taylor on March 7, 2014 - 11:12am.
HIGH Someone had fun making this game, and it really shows...
LOW ...Except in the unwieldy underwater segments.
WTF Of all the Disney women Mizrabel could go after, she chooses the anthromorphic mouse? I don't even want to know what's about.
By Brad Gallaway on March 6, 2014 - 11:26am.
What is a man? A miserable little pile of... awesome!
HIGH Taking out a horde of enemies flawlessly while moving like lightning.
LOW The stealth section in the garden needs some tweaking.
WTF This game's Metacritic score. What the hell is wrong with people?
By Sparky Clarkson on March 4, 2014 - 7:29am.
Strafing the Circle
HIGH Spotting a seemingly unreachable area in a small room, then finding the large crate maze that led to it.
LOW Getting through Logistics perfectly, only to get taken out by the Egg Scrambler.
WTF Hugbot Alley.
By Daniel Weissenberger on February 28, 2014 - 4:32pm.
My first and only experience with multiplayer-only online shooters was a few years back when I reviewed Battlefield 2142, a game that features the exact same premise and publisher as Titanfall. Judging it against its most similar competition, Titanfall is a far better game than B:2142, but leaving it there would be to damn the game with faint praise.
By Daniel Weissenberger on February 28, 2014 - 10:23am.
The Forever Dead
HIGH The desperate thrill of running out of bullets and finishing off a zombie horde with a wrench.
LOW All of my hard-gathered resources disappearing because the game was broken for a week.
WTF Ah, a dynamite suicide vest. That'll teach those zombies for tearing my guts out!
By Sparky Clarkson on February 26, 2014 - 1:05pm.
HIGH Exploring the cenotes to find artifacts.
LOW Ugh, a mission with Connor.
WTF So I guess I just exit this warehouse and... OH GOD A BEAR!
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